Meet the lovable Mr Hippo! Part of the mediocre melodies (tongue and cheek) line of animatronics, these affordable models are the ideal choice for the restaurant owner who needs to save up a sizeable amount of revenue, while still having decent entertainment for patrons!

-floor managers note

"Who the hell called these the mediocre melodies?! Bad enough we have to recover from the disaster that was Freddy Fazbears, we don't need idle gossip on cutbacks"