"Stop posting about Among us, i'm tired of seeing it!"
"My friends on TikTok send me memes,"
"On Discord, it's F**king memes..."

"I was in a server... right, and Allll of the channels were just Among Us stuff."

"I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo, I flipped it and said, 'Hey babe, when the underwear is SUS.' HAHA!"
("dings" the melody of Among Us Drip aggressively)
"I f**king looked at a trash can and I said, 'That's a bit sussy.'"
"I looked at my p***s, and thought of the astronaut's helmet, and I go..."
"P***S, MORE LIKE PEN-SUS! AAA-"