The unsuspecting kiteman is startled by the emerging bat creature soon to eat him whole, consuming his innards Minecraft Skin

Published Dec 23rd, 2017, 12/23/17 5:10 am

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thgil
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Deep in the crime infested streets of Gotham, there was an awful man, with an awful taste for clothing. He looks like a retired model, struggling to fit in a tight fitting spandex bat costume with black underwear over his leggings, a belt with a big ol' buckle and a cowl with little pointy ears at the top.
People say that he struck fear into the hearts of his enemies, but I wasn't buying it. They called him the Batman, and all these hip new villains were popping up out of nowhere to challenge him, so I thought I'd hop in with the trend and see what this Batman is all about. Unfortunately, I was unaware that Batman was so heavily armed, and would nearly beat people to death, with various bats, clubs, boomerangs, stun guns and chainsaws; and as a result I was struck by the blade of the batman, and collapsed on the floor, only to be beaten and choked afterwards. After that he kind of just walked away, looking very serious and dramatic, as he panned the landscape and spoke an extensive monologue about justice, and how crime shouldn't pay. But to this day, I can still hear the bashing, and elongated sessions of kicking and punching through the cracks of my head. I thoroughly believe that, this nefarious bat is the one responsible for have the mental health, and PTSD issues in Gotham today. I hope he someday realize that he is a real menace, like that awful spiderman I've been hearing about. And is robbing a bank really all that bad, compared to beating someone extensively, and painfully, for long periods of time? I think not. The lines are blurred. Life is a lie. Don't do drugs. The unsuspecting kiteman is startled by the emerging bat creature soon to eat him whole, consuming his innards Minecraft Skin