"I knew this guy who was trying to set the world record on staying on a Ferris wheel. He'd been up there for, like, two days or something, and he wanted some beer, but they weren't givin' him any. So he got this rope―and don't ask me where he got the rope from― " -Ellis 2009 xD. I'm a huge fan of L4D2 awesome skin. :D

Poor Keith, shot crows on a roof.


and laughed and cried for a year.

Also, did you know Ellis is in Resident Evil 6 as a Capcom and Valve collab? ;o