Now I know what your thinking: "Wow, my nuts realy itch right now" well scratch them and get on to looking at this piece of awsomeness.
This, is DOGWELDER.
"What is he?"
He's a super hero who, (you wont belive it) welds dogs.
To peoples faces.
"OH HOW MORBID"
Well not living dogs D:
"You made this up you psychopath!"
Nope.
Anyhow, in his right hand he has a torch, left hand a dog, have fun with this one.
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