Jaws 3D was an entertainingly bad movie. This is what Gaston thinks.

No one lies like Gaston
no one dies like Gaston
no one splats on the rocks like ketchup and fries like Gaston!

Fantasia should have more Pop music in it
Nobody calls me chicken
Aspic is good for you
Flamingoes have pink feathers

I think we should burn all Calendars.
Somebody needs to get rid of them.

Go! Burn a Calendar!
Or a kite! That's good too!
Look. Find your filthy calendars and tear it apart.
Don't even think about saving one for later.
Everyone needs to help out.
Numbers matter, not quality.