biography of Hairy Curry;

Has not trimmed toenails in 46 years.
Lets his snot go into his mouth to eat it.
Took a bath last month, but it was in a sewer.
His clothes are hand-me-downs from his great, great grandmother.
Gave himself tattoos with his toenails, and without a mirror.
Favorite lunch: Fried worms with a side of mushrooms and a cup of stagnant water.
He ate his shoes.
Age: 92.
He stinks. Because the theme for the contest is "Stank"
He smells worse than sulfur.
Lives in a bush.
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