anyone wondering how he is still alive and how did he lost he eye and part of hes face well here one upon a time no just kidding its a short story lets start..... this is the story of Joe the pirate he lost he eye in a battle with black beard, but black beard was so mad with him he put hes iron sword throw hes eye and got it out pirate Joe is still alive because the mermaids help him by saving his live by twerking there booty's.... so if you like the story DIAMOND THE SKIN and if you like the skin SUBSCRIBE! hope you like it and I did it 100% ME!