This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge Success. It's hard to overstate nmy satisfaction. Aperture Science - we do what we must because we can. For the ngood of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying nover every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the nscience gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. nI'm not even angry. I'm being most sincere right now. Even though you broke my nheart and killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. nAs they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you. Now these points of data nmake a beautiful line. And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time. So I'm nGLaD I got burned. Think of all the things we learned. For the people who are nstill alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe nyou'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke - Ha Ha! nFat Chance! Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me nstill talking when there's science to do. When I look out there, it makes me nGLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the npeople who are still alive. And, believe me, I'm still alive! I'm doing science nand I'm still alive! I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive! While you're dying, nI'll be still alive! And when you're dead, I will be still alive! Still Alive! nStill Alive...