Operator's Tag: Director Alto Clef



Security Clearance Level: 4



Current Assignment: Department Head: Division of Training and Development



Profile: The genre-savvy and enigmatic "Dr. Alto Clef" maintains that its true name is that of an A major chord played on a ukelele, which it carries around with it at all times should other entities wish to address it by name. It has recieved its current nickname due to its habit of signing reports with a hand-drawn Alto Clef symbol. Although apparently competent at its job, its acerbic attitude and habit of annoying its coworkers by walking around minimal security areas with unfurled cinnamon rolls stuck in its nose has gained it the enmity of several of its coworkers.

Important Details: By no means should Dr. Clef be allowed to consume an entire tin of Altoids mints in one sitting.



EXCERPT FROM INTERVIEW 7998-08-███-█

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Clef: Is this the part where I'm supposed to give some cryptic answer about my reasons for delving into the unknown? Some statement about how and why I think these things exist? Some kind of reason for coming to work in an job as maddeningly bizarre and dangerous as this?



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Clef: Because it's fun.



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Clef: Well, it's the only answer you're ever going to get.



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clef: Would you like some candy?



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Clef: How about a beer?



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Clef: Seven-course Chinese dinner? C'mon, work with me here.



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