there once was a boy named ricardo the dadboy his father got to pick the child that was born and now he is really cool and is the peak human perfermence and he has a turtle shell on his back it is really cool because he is cool and he is santa too because he is the child that was born on christmas happy christmas everyone but i dont like starbucks so im saying happy christmas

Chaptor 2: the number on his shoulders represent te amount of kills he has and he likes melted kit kats not the chocolate but the biscuit part and the turtle shell he wear is the shell of his dad that was a turtle coz turltle dad was a legendary fighter he killed pigs haha.

HERE IS A VIDEO OF SOMEONE USING MY SKIN




T3ERMIN4T3 TH3 K1NGP1N: he has an arc riv4l and he is a bowling pin and he has a cool bowler hat but he doesnt get help from spire man coz he has the powers of a cool boy and when he uses his cooltornado moves he killz them all lol i think im laughing coz its making me lmao

i want to make a book about santa the ultimate santa not the normal one please buy it when i do it will bw called super santa super powers ty help dad oh ya my dads still alive i just took his shell he wuz inspired by ttenage mutant samurai tortoise coz they all have big anime girl wallpapers on their phones that im not llowe show here coz daddo would kill me haha i call.
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