Ah, gather around children, and listen to ol' Grandpa Johnson about the tale of the Woodman of Africa.
You see, my own mother, Great Grandma Beth, was taken by the Woodman because she burned a fire in summer.
Aye, it's been said that if one burned a single fire in the middle of summer, the Woodman'd get them and use their bones as his own fire as revenge.
The Woodman is a demonic spirit said to feel every single time a tree is cut down or its timber used, and it hurts him in summer.
So kiddos, you should never cut down an African tree in summer, else the Woodman will find you immediately, and your bones'll serve as his flame.