*cracks knuckles*
alright kiddies buckle down.
it's time to learn about an online persona I had when I was in middle school (story's gonna be crappy, but the best part is gonna be after that)

so at the time i was only used about 2 websites, which was Facebook and Chicken Smoothie (yes that's the name of the website, i'm gonna call it CS)
now at the time i was having sort of an identity crisis i guess, but CS exposed me to the scene/emo kids. i guess that's when i decided to identify as a scene/emo kid.
I went through the 'omg im so random' phase, i tried to dress/act scene, wanted to get my hair dyed and get a bunch of piercings, and all that good, emo-y stuff. (majority of the things i wanted to do IRL was prohibited by my parents, but good job on them because that would make it extra cringy)

now that was online me
this is similar to what i aspired to be
this was the real me. (note: i totally dont look like that now, that picture was taken i think my 7th grade year)

and that's how i adopted an online persona, scene/emo me, in order to feel like i had control over something.



Cringe-worthy stuff I did while being a scene kiddie online (that i can remember and see in my pasts posts);

• Claimed to be the girlfriend of 3 guys, one fictional and two real.
  
• Claimed that I lived with them
  
• Had a roleplay with another girl, where I was basically perfect and marrying one of those guys (the fictional one, i have no idea why she continued with it)
  
• Claimed that a tour bus of something (dont remember what) broke down in front of my house and I helped them repair it
  
• Got into countless online arguments because I was 3 edgy 5 people
  
• made 3 edgy 5 me posts on facebook/'lol im random' posts on facebook
  
• 'lol im so random XDDDD' in general
  
• Said I was the 'ultimate being' and made a signature dedicated to stuff I hated that was popular and other edgy stuff.
  
• listened to absolutely nothing outside of lady gaga, tokio hotel, weird al, WWE entrance themes, and crappy parodies of songs (with the exception of beyonce's "single ladies")
  
• Claimed I dressed up like Boba Fett and was a part of the homecoming parade
  
• xD, every other sentence. it was pretty much, "i cant XD understand XD your accent XDDD"
  

there's more things that i did that was cringy, but i dont feel like going through my old posts any further than what i just did

now if you excuse me, i am going to go vomit and die