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Minecraft Physics 101

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Hello Planet Minecraft, it's 48productions! Today, I will be teaching you Minecraft Physics 101.
I will list off of things in Minecraft that seem just normal in Minecraft, but in real life, are really strange.

1) The World
In Minecraft:
Steve: *Sees floating island* Oh look! A floating island. Huh. *Moves on*

Real life:
Steve: *Sees floating island* O_O Darn it! I AM going crazy!

2) Torches
In Minecraft:
Steve: *Places torch in house* There! Now the monsters won't spawn!

Real life:
Steve: *Places torch in house* There! Now... OH NO! Someone call 911! My house is on fire!!! NOOOOO!!!

3) Super Steve
In Minecraft:
Steve can jump more than 1 meter (or 3 feet) in the air HUNDREDS of times in a single day.

Real life:
Steve can't jump very high at all! He gets tired from jumping really high really fast.

4) Super Duper Steve
In Minecraft:
Gold is the most dense object in Minecraft. Steve can carry 36 full stacks of golden apples. 36 stacks of 64 golden apples is 2304 golden apples. Each golden apple requires 8 cubic meters of gold to craft. That means he can easily carry 18432 cubic meters of gold! That doesn't include any armor! Somehow, he still can run, jump, and sprint-jump just fine!

Real life:
Hmm. Do you think you can carry even ONE gold apple?
(Please don't rage in the comments about gold being butter. It just honestly just makes you look silly.)

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