Ode to Minecraft By Tooper

The Boredom Theory

How do you get bored in a world that never ends?

Well you just can't

Specially when you can...

Fight a Dragon

Make fun of villagers with bigs noses

Make a machine that makes everyone's FPS drop by 30

Be griefed continually until you finally rage quit

Make a statue of yourself

And finally...

Mine.

Ode to Mobs

Some are Dangerous

Others are just Pathetic

Some can Growl

Others can Oink

Some make it so you'll never sleep again

While others...

You want to hug them until their eyes come out of their sockets

And then...

There are the ones that blow up your house and launch you to the Moon...

Yeah, Talking about you creepers!

Anyways, Mobs are what these are and always will be.

Ode to Charged Creepers

To my favorite charged creeper, Bob.

You hear a rumble

As lightning strikes close by

You look at where it struck

To see...

A green mob, with electricity flowing through it

A Charged Creeper

You immediately run

But think otherwise

You then come up with an idea

You will tame it and show it off to the rest of the server

You trap it in a hole

Then come back to it with a name tag

You name it Creepy

But when you did...

You were to close

It blows up

And in less than a second

A message says:

*Insert Username Here* was blown up

Then you break into tears, at Creepy's funeral

And you never get involved with charged creepers again.