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Hello Diamonds, and Emeralds...er I mean Diamond Miners. Welcome to another installment of DozenTorials. Before we start I have a question on who I should interview next for the Dozen Show. I picked for people that you guys can vote on!

The results are in! The person I am going to try to get an interview with is DinowCookie!

In the comments below just say the person's name.

Introduction

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Another note before I start DozenTorials is laid out differently than the rest of my blogs. So you are going to have to switch your reading style.

Have you ever found yourself on a server talking to somebody, and wonder what did he just say? It's happened to the best, and worst of us I assure you. This tutorial is going to show you how to speak among these peoples. Remember how I told you about the Minecraft Institute? That was a long time ago, but I'm sure some of you remember. Any ways, I have been studying a few things myself, and I became somewhat of a genius with speaking behaviours. Computer or the real world there is no difference so believe whatever I say.

Numb3r5 74k1n6 Pr3s1d3nc3 0v3r L3773r5

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I get so OCD when people talk like that. It just doesn't make sense to a lot of people, and I can understand why. My good buddy C1nd3rBl0ck made his username like this. He later realized his username was not worth it. CinderBlock was the way to go. Here is a full list of what each number means. Keep in mind I am an expert in speaking behaviours not random jibber-jabber. So this list may be very wrong.

0 = O
1 = I or L
2 = S
3 = E
4 = A
5 = S
6 = G
7 = T
8 = B
9 = G

OMG!!!! Acrnms!!!!!!!11111one

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I find acronyms to be the worst thing you can do to a person. Sometimes people don't understand, and they have to ask the person who spoke it what it means. You don't want to be that guy. However also don't get acronyms confused with abbreviations. Abbreviations are just a shortened form of words. The irony in that sentence hurts. Acronyms are letters that make up a word then you put those letter together to make a sentence. Here is the full list of acronyms I know.

OMG = Oh my God
TN = That's nice
BRB = Be right back
Y = Why?
C U = See you
WTF = What the fudge (it's actually not fudge it's just against the rules to say the real meaning)
LOL = Laugh out loud
WB = Welcome back
SMH = Shaking my head (as in thinking someone is crazy)
N/A = Not available
FTW = For the win
R = Are or Our
U = You
g2g or gtg = Got to go
LMAO = Laugh my [alternate word for a donkey] off
ROFL = Roll on floor laughing
ROFLMAO = Roll on floor laughing my [alternate word for a donkey] off
TMI = Too much information
OFC = Oh of course/of course
IDK = I don't know.
TL;DR = Too long;didn't read
TTYL = Talk to you later
TTYLXOX = Talk to you later *kiss* *hug* *kiss*
FTFY = Fixed that for you
FML = Fudge my life

There are so many that I don't even know all of them. If you know more post in the comments. The same thing goes for the numbers to letters.

Abbr are our frnds

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Like I stated before abbreviations are shortened forms of words. There are a lot of people who do this, and makes it hard to enjoy anything. I know there is that age old saying where you should just live your life, because being a kid isn't a long time, but do we really have to take it into that extent? Yes I love being with people I know, but I don't say Hy grl u gng 2 th hcky gme 2nite? I mean if people really sounded like that in real life it would sound like gurgled mush. I don't really feel like adding to the extension by showing you these words. So let's just skip that part.

Bad Grammar

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See what I did there? No? No? Well that's because we speak so wrongly. The correct grammar for that is 'poor grammar' not that it makes a difference. I can't really help you with that one, because it depends on the type of person. Some people don't hold English as a first language or are barely holding it as a second language. So the variations are impeccable. Then again there are also the people born into the English language that just choose not to or a lot of the times can't speak it. It seems there are very few of us that can speak perfect grammar. I'm not saying I can. I have trouble with my who, and whom. I also happen to have a bit of trouble with my adjectives, pronouns, and predicates. A good estimation of people who know everything about grammar perfectly is about 0.5%. So out of every 1 000 000 000 people there are 5 000 000 people who have perfect grammar. Right now there are approximately 7 000 000 000 people. If babies could understand words, and could speak we would have a grand total of 35 000 000. That's not a lot. Let me put it in to smaller numbers for you. 1 in every 200 people can speak perfect grammar. Sorry that was a lot of math.

Conclusion

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I gave you the most basic things I could. Just follow this highly off-topic guide, and I assure you, you will be able to communicate with everybody.

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