Cat Lovers

Hello girls and boys! It's Diamonddozen here for another rant. Enjoy!

You know those crazy cat ladies that roam your city and have smoker laughs? Most neighborhoods have at least one. You might think this rant is about crazy cat ladies but you'd be wrong. I'm talking about cat lovers in general.

Nothing against cats but you guys are annoying. You talk about cats, kiss cats, and even meow. Us dog lovers we're just like "He Bruno give me your ball" and we'll play fetch for a while. Interesting thing about cats. They roll around in their crap. Then you go to kiss them? That's just gross. Dogs you can actually give a bath when they do that. Cats will not let you.

My sister has turned herself into a cat. She meows, purrs, hisses and all the works. I'm starting to get sick of her and other cat lovers around the world.

Anyways, that was a Diamonddozen rant. Thank you for reading. Blog challenge: Tell stories about cat lovers you know. Please keep it as anonymous as possible. My sister gave me permission to write this stuff. Please don't forget to comment, diamond, subscribe, and enjoy!