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Cater to popular demand- A satirical Blog
Original blogs are a real problem here on PMC. Why cano t everyone just cater to popular demand? For those of you still stuck writing about topics you want to write about, here is a little help.
What is it?:
Catering to popular demand is doing something that will be widely accepted, despite your own lack of interest in the subject.
Reasons to cater to popular demand:
Diamonds and Experience- Seeing as xp is essential to happiness , you need to do what you can to get a lot of it.
Increased popularity- If you areno t writing to be popular, chances are that you have too high a self-esteem. The lower the self-esteem, the more you need random people online to admire you. A low self-esteem is necessary to increased popularity. (Does not apply to real life)
More Subscribers- Without subscribers, you cano t write a conceited sub special, and who doesno t want to do that?
How to cater to popular demand
Find a previously successful blog and bring the topic back up- Hey, it worked for someone else, why no you?
Address a social issues- Say bullying is bad and roll in diamonds from everyone that agrees with your point of view! (The secret is, nobody supports the other side)
Write for the age group- Make sure everyone understands what you are talking about, not many kids care about taxes, or understand satirical humor.
Include a meme- Ah, memes. Everyone has seen them before, and one more time still isno t enough.
Herobrine blogs- If there are less than 4 herobrine blogs on the pop reel, you should probably make another, we dono t want people to suffer through withdrawals.
Complain about the state of PMC- Why not contribute to the problem? The more you write blogs about it, the more it is perceived as a problem. The more it is perceived as a problem, the more blogs you can write! Yay! (Never stop, keep the vicious cycle going)
As with all my satirical blogs, none of this should be taken seriously. If you write a blog to cater to popular demand, you will become a hobo. No lie.
Original blogs are a real problem here on PMC. Why cano t everyone just cater to popular demand? For those of you still stuck writing about topics you want to write about, here is a little help.
What is it?:
Catering to popular demand is doing something that will be widely accepted, despite your own lack of interest in the subject.
Reasons to cater to popular demand:
Diamonds and Experience- Seeing as xp is essential to happiness , you need to do what you can to get a lot of it.
Increased popularity- If you areno t writing to be popular, chances are that you have too high a self-esteem. The lower the self-esteem, the more you need random people online to admire you. A low self-esteem is necessary to increased popularity. (Does not apply to real life)
More Subscribers- Without subscribers, you cano t write a conceited sub special, and who doesno t want to do that?
How to cater to popular demand
Find a previously successful blog and bring the topic back up- Hey, it worked for someone else, why no you?
Address a social issues- Say bullying is bad and roll in diamonds from everyone that agrees with your point of view! (The secret is, nobody supports the other side)
Write for the age group- Make sure everyone understands what you are talking about, not many kids care about taxes, or understand satirical humor.
Include a meme- Ah, memes. Everyone has seen them before, and one more time still isno t enough.
Herobrine blogs- If there are less than 4 herobrine blogs on the pop reel, you should probably make another, we dono t want people to suffer through withdrawals.
Complain about the state of PMC- Why not contribute to the problem? The more you write blogs about it, the more it is perceived as a problem. The more it is perceived as a problem, the more blogs you can write! Yay! (Never stop, keep the vicious cycle going)
As with all my satirical blogs, none of this should be taken seriously. If you write a blog to cater to popular demand, you will become a hobo. No lie.
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