March 19th 2012


Dear stupid, pink, fluffy diary that my fat old grandmother bought me,





I have a list of things I must achieve by the end of the month:


1.Stop biting my fingernails (Especially the fake ones)


2.Stop saying greek swear words when I get angry (Especially at school because my teacher's greek...)


3.Stop letting my stupid dad TEACH me greek swear words (What a piece of cr*p he is!)


4.DO MY STUPID, UNHELPFUL, WASTE OF TIME HOMEWORK!


5.Don't hurt my annoying brat of a little brother


Also diary, if I don't achieve them then I will have to jump off the tallest diving board at the pool (200 metres tall Yikes!)


Well, today my bff Lesley forgot to do my homework and bring it to school like she promised. So, today I had to write out 100 lines saying: I must not forget my homework. I must not make someone else do my homework.


Gosh, how I made her cry, has been let out to the whole school because of the stupid school newspaper writer, Ashley. After the bell had rung, instead of going back to class, I grabbed Lesley by the scruff of the neck and dragged her to the oval, Litterally! Ashley, was about to get inside her classroom when she heard a scream and followed it, making her teacher curious too and following her. When they got down to the oval, the two saw me sitting on Lesley's tummy and punching her nose over and over again. (Real hard because I do karate) The teacher was screaming and yelling at me and that earned me 100 MORE lines! (I must not kick, punch, slap or lay a hand on another person unless instructed.)


God, next time I have revenge I am SOOO not going to do it at school.


But luckily, I made it front page of the school newspaper. (But it had lesley with a broken nose in it too....)