ALL OF THIS IS FICTITIOUS. I am not spreading rumors.

Hello there. I am Evilstuff, here to talk to you about what happened to me the other day.
So I was walking around on a vanilla server, and I saw a black creature near an Extreme Hills cave. I thought it was a glitched zombie, so I went to put it out of its misery. But it disappeared as soon as I got close! I thought "Dahail, I must be lagging a lot!" Turns out it was not lag...
   Anyway, I went into the cave to try and find iron, diamonds, gold, etc. I came near a lava pool and looked across it. There, standing on the other side, were six diamonds and eight gold ores! Of course, I did not hesitate to make a small bridge of dirt across the pool. Just when I was almost there-
WHAM! I got thrown into lava by someone. The lava felt like all kinds of terrible on my unarmored skin. I quickly swam up and out, and there I saw HIM. A man with a trollface skin and a diamond sword stood on the bridge.
"TROLOLOLOL!" he yelled as he went for the gold hastily, as the bridge was starting to crumble under the severe heat.
"Never!" I screamed as I ran at him with my Sharpness V, Fire Aspect II diamond sword and putting on iron armor at the same time.
"You cannot defeat the troll," he said. I stuck my sword in his pixelated torso, and-
  Whoa! It went right through him! I realized it was just a hologram. I turned around and saw hundreds around me. There was a giant troll face hovering right in front of me.
"YOU.. DIE.. NOW!!!!" it screamed. "Slash: kill others!"
All of a sudden, a sharp pain went through my chest. The world started to fade... I blacked out.
  That was a week ago. Now I am regaining my stuff little by little. But I will never forget that big troll face that killed me.

The End
(for now)