After I finish my steak, I realize that the directions to the cage have been printed to memory. So, I get up, and start walking towards a ten-thousand-way-fork in the cave. I automatically choose the 65th one to the right, and start running. I jump over a pressure plate, and make myself a bunch of strength and agility potions. I tell myself to get everything ready before I fight Sky, but then I realize the gold (budder) outlined in the walls. It depicted a guy in sunglasses (I guess to be Sky) and a really derpy-looking squid with an evil face on. I keep walking until I get to a gigantic golden door with a keyhole. I create a key, and feel really exhausted, but I ignore the sensation. So I turn the lock, and a bunch of gears start clicking and turning. After about 10 minutes, the door FINALLY decides to open, revealing a beautiful, yet scary, throne room type place, with a cage. Looking close at it, I see some squidso ¦ and Cat and Mike! I turn the throne, and guess that this wono t be easy, as Sky had effing uber-enchanted golden armor and a golden sword (also uber-enchanted)


He wakes (yeah, he was sleeping) and says o Yawwwwo ¦ who enters the great Skyo s throne room?o


I raise my hand (just that rebellious) and say o Well, who else?o


o Youo re kidding me right? I KNEW IT! YOUo RE THAT FLIPPING SQUID KEEPER WITH THE SARCASTIC VOICE! You do realize if I dono t kill these squids theyo re gonna be a flipping apocalypse, and everyone WILL DIE!!!! The reason Io m doing this is because this Steve-looking dude told me to, or else theyo re will be an apocalypse, along with these idiots.


o HEY, WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOT?o Mike says.


o Hey Mike, SHUT UP!o Cat replies.


I say o Wait, whoa, first off, Io m not a squid keeper. Second off, Io m just here to get Cat and Mike. Third, you know who the Steve-looking guy was? That was a guy named Herobrine. He is the master of chaos and all things bad, or, he basically is the opposite of Notch and brother to.o


o Oho ¦ well, if heo s the master of chaos, then couldno t he cause a squid apocalypse? I mean, we could agreeo ¦. AAAAOWWW! NO, NO, I CANo T, OWWWW! STOP IT, WHO ARE YOU?o Skyo s face starts turning white o Well, well, well Creepy, I see we meet again.o He says in the voice of Herobrine, o I see youo ve taken a diplomatic approach on this figure. You knew it wouldno t be easy, so Io ve decided to make it even harder by giving him complete confidence that there will be a squid apocalypse if you ONE: Take your friends and TWO: You defeat him. So, basically, Io ve already won. So, Io ll leave you two here, while I go to my 6 Star resort in the Aether.o