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IanDig: Hello Ingot. I will be interviewing you today.
Gold Ingot:
Don't just call me ingot. I don't want to be
confused
with iron.
Oh, that iron, with his fancy high
durability,
he thinks
he's
soo
much better than me. But
I
can do
the
job faster.
IanDig: Okay. That's good to know. But on to my
questions; What is it like being a natural resource?
Gold Ingot:
It sucks. Do you know how much it hurts to get jabbed
in the cobble? And do you know what hacks you away? IRON. Oh, that
guy is my nemesis. I hate him. And why does the guy have to put me
in a furnace? I still smell like pork chop. I don't even know how he turns
me into a shovel. It makes no sense. Two sticks and one of me?
How does that work? It makes no sense.
I
anDig: Yeah, I'm not sure how we do it.But let's back to my questions. SkyDoesMineCraft,the Minecraft Youtuber, he calls gold "butter". Howdo you feel about that?
Gold Ingot:
I hate it. I am the amazing and semi-rare GOLD!
I am not a food condiment! And now Sky's fans call gold
butter as well! I don't even like butter. I prefer margarine. And
you know that product, I can't believe it's not butter? My cousin
inspired that. he was fool's gold, so he looks
slightly less like butter than me. Personally I
believe he's not butter.
IanDig: I'm sorry Mr. Gold Ingot, but I, umm...I've forgotten the rest of my questions. Have a good evening.
Gold Ingot:
Ooh, but i haven't finished what I was saying...
fine. But before you go, can you do me a favor?
IanDig: Sure. What do you need?
Gold Ingot:
Could you get me a knife and some margarine?
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