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THIS IS ALL JUST A JOKE! PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT, AS SOME OF THESE THINGS WILL GET YOU BANNED FROM PMC
So do YOU want to be the best PMC'er you can be!? Then read this amazing blog! This blog will make you the most swagalicious PMC'er EVER in 7 sections!
Blogs
Ok you may have heard things like "Always use good grammar and bla bla bla" NEVER DO THAT! Im going to show you how a PROPER blog is written "Hay duuuds Im zuper c0olzys so plz sub 2 m3 cuz I'll sub to u br0" If you posted that as a blog you would be FAMOUS! Also make sure the picture attached to the blog has nothing to do with the topic and is a tiny 50x50 image. Also another way to make a famous blog is to just copy and paste another persons blog and everyone will be like "WOAH DUDE U ARE SO SMART HOW DID U COPY PASTE MAN!"
Skins
You know how people always say "I HATE TEEN SKINS BLUGHGHGHHGH!"? They say that because they LOVE teen skins! You should always steal someone else's terrible teen skin, and then alter the color of one pixel and call it yours. Never give credit to ANYONE! If you give credit to people, then everyone will think this "Man this guy is such a n0ob". Always post the most UNORIGINAL skins you can think of, because people will know your a pro if you do this.
Forums
Make like 20 threads that are all about your new computer and how you want to tell everyone about your new computer and also make like A HUNDRED THREADS ABOUT WHAT COMPUTER YOU SHOULD GET BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY OF THOSE (hint on part of my next rant)
Projects
This part is pretty simple, just always post 1x1 towers of dirt and you will automagically be awesome.
Server
Just post a million servers a day that are all the same thing and all have the IP swag.imaloser.net, then u will get instant
swag.
Chat
You should ALWAYS get in flame wars with people and cuss at them nonstop and spam advertise all of your posts and spam so fast that your hands are on fire and you need to go to a hospital.
Retaliation
So along the way a moderator might remove one of your posts. This is obviously a test of your rage hater skills and you need to retaliate. Spam them with PM's all saying ""%&%# U! U R JUST A LITTLE &^$#^%$#! ADD MY POST BACK u &^*%@*& *&^#%!"" Then they will add the post back and make you the Admin/Developer rank instantly!
Now you are the MASTER of PMC!
So do YOU want to be the best PMC'er you can be!? Then read this amazing blog! This blog will make you the most swagalicious PMC'er EVER in 7 sections!
Blogs
Ok you may have heard things like "Always use good grammar and bla bla bla" NEVER DO THAT! Im going to show you how a PROPER blog is written "Hay duuuds Im zuper c0olzys so plz sub 2 m3 cuz I'll sub to u br0" If you posted that as a blog you would be FAMOUS! Also make sure the picture attached to the blog has nothing to do with the topic and is a tiny 50x50 image. Also another way to make a famous blog is to just copy and paste another persons blog and everyone will be like "WOAH DUDE U ARE SO SMART HOW DID U COPY PASTE MAN!"
Skins
You know how people always say "I HATE TEEN SKINS BLUGHGHGHHGH!"? They say that because they LOVE teen skins! You should always steal someone else's terrible teen skin, and then alter the color of one pixel and call it yours. Never give credit to ANYONE! If you give credit to people, then everyone will think this "Man this guy is such a n0ob". Always post the most UNORIGINAL skins you can think of, because people will know your a pro if you do this.
Forums
Make like 20 threads that are all about your new computer and how you want to tell everyone about your new computer and also make like A HUNDRED THREADS ABOUT WHAT COMPUTER YOU SHOULD GET BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY OF THOSE (hint on part of my next rant)
Projects
This part is pretty simple, just always post 1x1 towers of dirt and you will automagically be awesome.
Server
Just post a million servers a day that are all the same thing and all have the IP swag.imaloser.net, then u will get instant
swag.
Chat
You should ALWAYS get in flame wars with people and cuss at them nonstop and spam advertise all of your posts and spam so fast that your hands are on fire and you need to go to a hospital.
Retaliation
So along the way a moderator might remove one of your posts. This is obviously a test of your rage hater skills and you need to retaliate. Spam them with PM's all saying ""%&%# U! U R JUST A LITTLE &^$#^%$#! ADD MY POST BACK u &^*%@*& *&^#%!"" Then they will add the post back and make you the Admin/Developer rank instantly!
Now you are the MASTER of PMC!
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(Subbed and diamonded, this was amazing xD)
So I spammed Paril on an alternate account, cussing after every normal word. The message was almost illegible due to all the cussing.
Paril was afraid so he unbanned me.
11/10 Would spam again
"Spam them with PM's all saying ""%&%# U! U R JUST A LITTLE &^$#^%$#! ADD MY POST BACK u &^*%@*& *&^#%!"" Then they will add the post back and make you the Admin/Developer rank instantly! "
xD
Lol this was hilarious.
Diamond for the swagalicious hilariousness of this blog <3