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Hi! Today I will be sharing with you: things to do with your cat.
#1: Squeeze your cat until it makes a sound.
~The sound will either sound like a quack or a powerful fart.
#2: Walk your cat.
~Ahh, yes, you know your cat will love you for doing this. Put a harness on her/him or attach a leash to the collar. Just stay in your front or backyard. Trust me, you won't get very far, so don't waste your time going to the park. Plus it might scare your cat even more.
#3: Put your cat in a basket and make it feel like its in a car.
~Make your cat feel human! Just get a laundry basket or any large basket, and push it around your house! Make car sounds, like "AAANNNGG ANNNNGGG ANNNG!!!" <-- Turbo sound "RUUUUMMM RUUMMM, RUMMM RUUUMMM!" <--Revving Engine. Or, get in the basket with your cat, and have someone else push you two around.
#4: Make it pretty.
~Try giving it a makeover!
Female: Paint Claws, put a dress on her, tie a ribbon around her tail.
Male: Give it a motorcycle type jacket, rub his head fur forward, boots
Unisex: Baby look. Diaper, hat, and pacifier if your cat will let you.
#5: Make your cat a jacket.
~Fall is approaching, it's gonna get chilly! Wear a tighter shirt then your usual, unless tight is your usual. Stuff your cat into your shirt where the neckline is, and let his/hers head stick out. Warm!
#6: Buy and use one of those cat backpack things.
~Take your cat with you on your walk! Put her/him in the backpack, and go do your thing. Spending quality time together is important. Or, take your cat on a town tour.
Thank you so much for reading! Please comment, diamond, favorite, <-- all that stuff. And if you subscribe, you will make me so happy :D anywho, I'm sleepy. Pu~
#1: Squeeze your cat until it makes a sound.
~The sound will either sound like a quack or a powerful fart.
#2: Walk your cat.
~Ahh, yes, you know your cat will love you for doing this. Put a harness on her/him or attach a leash to the collar. Just stay in your front or backyard. Trust me, you won't get very far, so don't waste your time going to the park. Plus it might scare your cat even more.
#3: Put your cat in a basket and make it feel like its in a car.
~Make your cat feel human! Just get a laundry basket or any large basket, and push it around your house! Make car sounds, like "AAANNNGG ANNNNGGG ANNNG!!!" <-- Turbo sound "RUUUUMMM RUUMMM, RUMMM RUUUMMM!" <--Revving Engine. Or, get in the basket with your cat, and have someone else push you two around.
#4: Make it pretty.
~Try giving it a makeover!
Female: Paint Claws, put a dress on her, tie a ribbon around her tail.
Male: Give it a motorcycle type jacket, rub his head fur forward, boots
Unisex: Baby look. Diaper, hat, and pacifier if your cat will let you.
#5: Make your cat a jacket.
~Fall is approaching, it's gonna get chilly! Wear a tighter shirt then your usual, unless tight is your usual. Stuff your cat into your shirt where the neckline is, and let his/hers head stick out. Warm!
#6: Buy and use one of those cat backpack things.
~Take your cat with you on your walk! Put her/him in the backpack, and go do your thing. Spending quality time together is important. Or, take your cat on a town tour.
Thank you so much for reading! Please comment, diamond, favorite, <-- all that stuff. And if you subscribe, you will make me so happy :D anywho, I'm sleepy. Pu~
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But she's purring so its weird xD anyhow...
Stay kawaii,
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I threaten my cat with that all the time, bwahahaa <333333
I used to have these 2 cats who you could do anyhting to, and they wouldn't care.
Now all my cats are jerks.