So if you're like me, you get to wonder... What is it like being a minecraft pig? Well, if you have, here is the answer. 



Without further ado! Mr.Squealer.

(MS- Mr.Squealers
 IJ- Interviewer Jerden1387)


IJ: Thanks for joining us today, Mr.Squealer
Ms: Thanks for having me Jerden.
IJ: So I must ask you some questions about your life. Do you mind?
MS: Not at all. I think more players should know about my life. 
IJ: Okay, first. What do you normally do?
MS: Well I try to hide from players-
IJ: I'm sorry? Why?!
MS: Because You know how it is. See a piggy 'Awh it's so cute, let me tickle you... WITH A SWORD
IJ: Yeah... I haven't done that... (Sweating)
MS: Okay anyway... I always need some food, but carrots are only in villages, so I either eat dirt or find a village. But normally dirt...
IJ: That's awful!
MS: It's okay, I got used to it.
IJ: Before we start a new question, are you working on a new project? 
MS: Yes! It is called PIG-M 
IJ: Pig-m? What does it stant for?
MS: Protect in game mobs
IJ: Perfect! What is the point of it?
MS: To not kill the peaceful mobs unless you REALLY need it
IJ: Cool. Next question is; do you get along with other peaceful mobs?
MS: Sometimes, unless they big blazes
IJ: Big wha?
MS: Oh! I forgot that is our language for-
IJ: Nope don't say!
MS: Why?
IJ: Because it is not for younger children.
MS: Oh! Sorry!
IJ: It's fi-
MS: Horse crap! I gotta go! I'm meeting my children for tea!
IJ: Okay, Byeee!
MS: Leaves room oinking 

Well, I guess that is all for now! For more comment diamond and subscribe! 

~♥נєя∂єи1387♥




UPDATE:

Mr.Squeals has agreed to sending his friend for an interview if we get 2 diamonds other than me! :) Please help me get another gig!