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Is Steve a SuperHuman?!

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Introduction :


Hello, Today we will be discussing about Steve. Have you ever said to yourself. " Holy smawzhaw! Steve can life over a hundreds or thousands of blocks O_O?! "



Facts :


Steve's Facts :
  • Steve can fly.
  • Steve can break a wood with his bare hands.
  • Steve can hold hundreds of amounts of blocks.
  • Steve don't get exhausted.

  • Steve don't die fast when he's getting attacked by the zombies.
  • Steve can craft a sword without failing.
  • Steve can kill a dragon in a minute.
  • Steve don't usually die in TNTs exploding.

Human Facts :
  • People can't fly with just double jumping, humans need gears to fly.
  • Humans can't break a wood with they're bare HANDS.
  • Humans can't lift with hundreds of things.
  • They get exhausted.
  • They get infected by the zombies.
  • When they're crafting with just axe they might fail. They'll need a gear for that too.
  • Killing a dragon for human is hardcore. PRETTY hardcore if you only use a sword.
  • Humans die on explosions.

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04/14/2014 9:38 am
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spike43884
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Well, to disprove some facts here
Some humans in a ancient australian tribe could run atleast 4 times faster than usain bolt across great lengths, bare footed...whilest theyre running on mud...(This human in the tribe which they analysed through footprint analysis could have been a obese grandmother)
Next...Highly trained people make swords better...and make some very impressive fancy swords, steve only makes basic blades...like a knife, although he does do it with his bare hands!
Steve can also fall his own height and get reasonable damage, which is more than humans would get from that height
Steve also comes back to life after dieing
Steve isnt nessisarily human, but another ape, which would explain great strength and other abilities, villagers are meant to be human (In alot theyre listed as 'human' whilest steve is listed as 'player')
Steve also cant swim efficiently
Steve cant actually break sand very quickly with bare hands, humans would do that alot faster
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04/14/2014 10:52 pm
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devilcookieFTW
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Erm..
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04/15/2014 3:51 am
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spike43884
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Errmmm Wut?
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04/14/2014 5:47 am
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KaDMerz0
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Even in survival Steve is a superhuman!
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04/14/2014 10:52 pm
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devilcookieFTW
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That's right.
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