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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Angel, with Husk and Alastor behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Angel: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Angel: Melody FUCKING FELL OFF!
Angel: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Alastor: You could lose a few.
Husk: You could be less lazy.
Melody: Don’t be such a bitch.
Angel: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Angel: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Husk: I don't know how to do that.
Melody: I don't wear a watch.
Alastor: Time is a construct.
Angel: *is hugging Nifty*
Husk: Hey! It's my turn to hug Nifty!
Husk: *grabs Nifty*
Alastor: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Angel: No, It's still my turn!
Nifty: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Husk: But we need the moral support!
Angel: And you're small! Which is cute!
Alastor: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Nifty: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
Alastor: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Husk: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Angel: FLOOR IT!!
Alastor: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Husk: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Alastor: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Melody: DO IT!
Husk: NO-
Melody, watching Angel and Husk fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Alastor, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Melody: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Angel: Alastor.
Husk: Alastor.
Alastor: Me.
Angel, with Husk and Alastor behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Angel: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Angel: Melody FUCKING FELL OFF!
Angel: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Alastor: You could lose a few.
Husk: You could be less lazy.
Melody: Don’t be such a bitch.
Angel: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Angel: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Husk: I don't know how to do that.
Melody: I don't wear a watch.
Alastor: Time is a construct.
Angel: *is hugging Nifty*
Husk: Hey! It's my turn to hug Nifty!
Husk: *grabs Nifty*
Alastor: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Angel: No, It's still my turn!
Nifty: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Husk: But we need the moral support!
Angel: And you're small! Which is cute!
Alastor: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Nifty: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.
Alastor: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Husk: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Angel: FLOOR IT!!
Alastor: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Husk: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Alastor: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Melody: DO IT!
Husk: NO-
Melody, watching Angel and Husk fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Alastor, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Melody: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Angel: Alastor.
Husk: Alastor.
Alastor: Me.
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