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Hello again peeps! Today, I decided to make a joke home-page sort of thing. I want to achieve at least 50 jokes! Tell me yours in the comments! Also, if anyone can make a better picture please upload as a blog with that picture for me. Thanks!

I'll start off with a couple.



1. I would tell you a joke, but I Nether have the time.

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12 (Yes, I'm Australian)



2.Q: What does a Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



3. Q: Why did the Enderman leave the party?

A: He felt awkward with everyone staring at him!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



4. Q: What did the Pigman buy at the store?

A: Gold and Nuggets!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



5. Q: What does a sheep say after you takes it wool?

A: ''Sheariously?"

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



6. Q: Why did Notch make a game with mining in it?

A: He thought it would be ore-some!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



7. Q: What did people call the person with iron ingots in his eyes?

A: Eye-Errrn (Because he always moans errrn and it's pronounced 'iron')

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



8. I would tell you more puns, but I Nether have the time.

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



9. I want to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal!

-By Nate2919, 30/09/12



10. Q: Why do chickens hate KFC?

A: Because of all the golden nuggets!

-By cb46688, 30/09/12



11. Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?!

Creeper

Cre- F***

BOOM!

-By ugniuskas LT, 30/09,12



12. Knock knock

Who's there?

Creeper

Creeper who?

BOOM!

-By VCBONO, 30/09/12
CreditThe person who made up jokes, Mojang for creating Minecraft
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03/21/2015 7:50 am
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Meerkat_Girl_101
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You use a prop for this joke:
You say: HEYYY (put down a hay block walst saying that)
The other person: Really (or hahaha)
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02/18/2013 8:44 am
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dylbert6
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this is cool joke in commands. you type( kill all mobs) it kills you you say f*** im not a mob
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12/13/2012 1:53 pm
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awj001
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Number 8: Jeez!
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10/07/2012 11:50 am
Level 47 : Master Blob
8BitShadows
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The slenderman of minecraft, herobrine
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12/24/2012 11:46 am
Level 9 : Apprentice Mage
luckyred818
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The slenderman of minecraft is enderman, why Herobrine?
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09/30/2012 10:51 am
Level 22 : Expert Cake
VCBONO
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THIS IS A PRANK

YOU SAY:Hi mate
HE SAYS:Oh hi
YOU SAY: High five
HE SAYS:Ok
(you hit him/her and run for dear notch)
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09/30/2012 5:48 am
Level 44 : Master Zombie
minecraftworkers
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well on a survival server go to the end portal and make a redstone machine that if you enter the end you are on a platform surounded by TNT and it will be activated when you enters the end
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09/30/2012 5:49 am
Level 39 : Artisan Scribe
Lolisher95
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These are for jokes, not pranks.
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09/30/2012 5:51 am
Level 44 : Master Zombie
minecraftworkers
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for me are jokes pranks :)
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09/30/2012 5:30 am
Level 22 : Expert Cake
VCBONO
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thx
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