Hello again peeps! Today, I decided to make a joke home-page sort of thing. I want to achieve at least 50 jokes! Tell me yours in the comments! Also, if anyone can make a better picture please upload as a blog with that picture for me. Thanks!

I'll start off with a couple.



1. I would tell you a joke, but I Nether have the time.

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12 (Yes, I'm Australian)



2.Q: What does a Minecraft turkey say?

A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



3. Q: Why did the Enderman leave the party?

A: He felt awkward with everyone staring at him!

-By Lolisher95, 29/09/12



4. Q: What did the Pigman buy at the store?

A: Gold and Nuggets!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



5. Q: What does a sheep say after you takes it wool?

A: ''Sheariously?"

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



6. Q: Why did Notch make a game with mining in it?

A: He thought it would be ore-some!

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



7. Q: What did people call the person with iron ingots in his eyes?

A: Eye-Errrn (Because he always moans errrn and it's pronounced 'iron')

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



8. I would tell you more puns, but I Nether have the time.

-By Kazoto, 29/09/12



9. I want to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal!

-By Nate2919, 30/09/12



10. Q: Why do chickens hate KFC?

A: Because of all the golden nuggets!

-By cb46688, 30/09/12



11. Knock knock

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there?!

Creeper

Cre- F***

BOOM!

-By ugniuskas LT, 30/09,12



12. Knock knock

Who's there?

Creeper

Creeper who?

BOOM!

-By VCBONO, 30/09/12