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Okay everyone, we are going to have ourselves a rap battle.

Its simple make a comment that is not short but not to long and then if someone thinks they can do better than you they make a comment above yours dissing you.

So, who wants to start?

Also here are some rap songs to get you i the spirit.

Written in the stars
[Eric Turner:]
Oh written in the stars

A million miles away

A message to the main


Seasons come and go

But I will never change

And I'm on my way

[Tinie Tempah - verse 1:]
Lets go...


You're listening now

They say they ain't heard nothing like this in a while

That's why they play my song on so many different dials

'Cause I got more fucking hits than a disciplined child

When they see me everybody brrrrrap's, brrrrrraps

Man I'm like a young gun fully black barrack

I cried tear drops over the massive attack

I only make hits like I work with a racket and bat

Look at my jacket and hat

So damn berserk

So down to earth

I'm bringing gravity back

Adopted by the major I want my family back

People work hard just to get all their salary taxed

Look I'm just a writer from the ghetto like Malorie Blackman

Where the hell's all the sanity at, damn

I used to be the kid that no one cared about

That's why you have to keep screaming til they hear you out

Oh written in the stars

A million miles away

A message to the main


Seasons come and go

But I will never change

And I'm on my way

[Tinie Tempah - verse 2:]
Yeah, I needed a change

When we ate we never took because we needed a change

I needed a break

For a sec I even gave up believing and praying

I even done illegal stuff and was leaded astray

They say money is the root to the evilest ways

But have you ever been so hungry it keeps you awake

Mate, now my hunger would leave them amazed

Great, it feels like a long time coming, fam

Since the day I thought of that cunning plan

One day I had a dream I tried to chase it

But I wasn't going nowhere, running man!

I knew that maybe someday I would understand

Trying change a tenner to a hundred grand

Everyones a kid that no-one cares about

You just gotta keep screaming until they hear you out

Oh written in the stars

A million miles away

A message to the main


Seasons come and go

But I will never change

And I'm on my way

All I do is dig (a parody)
All I do is dig dig dig

No matter what

Got diamonds on my mind I cant never get enough

And everytime I step into the mine shaft everybody's picks go up

and they stay there

and they stay there

up down, up down, up down

All I do is dig, dig, dig

So if you going in put your picks in the air

make em stay there

Yo it's HOJ mining deep on the verse

Cause I've never been a griefer and I won't start now

Keep your picks up, moon is in the sky, and we gotta lotta mining so we won't stop now

I never went nowhere

They sayin Hoj is back

Time is like a creeper

It gave a sneak attack

Now I got this brand new track, so I'll spit this brand new flow

My pick goes up and down, I got a while to go

For diamonds I am searching, all night long we working

Homies playing creeper defense, I just wish we were up on the surface

Dont ever count us out

Ya'll better count us in

Got 20 diamond stacks, That's just where it begins

Find diamonds everyday, and ride off on my pig

Cause all I do, all I, all I, all I

All I do is...


Diggin in my mine shaft

Head on a swivel

Looking for those mobs in sneak mode

Dog comes when I whistle as I ride out on my saddled pig

Man i'm just a passenger, can't steer it, I got dirt to dig

Tell this pig to back it up, My miner's call me Loco

It's crazy game i'm trafficking, don't make me pull my sword though

I'm known to swing it front and back

Represent that mine life

NextGenMC man you better get yo stuff right

We come together making plans and yelling SPAWN life

We all strapped all in black

Red, yellow, orange, white

(all we do is dig)

You idle or what?

We diggin all night

You digging with us now cause you wasn't digging right


Coal in the furnace, items on bench

Iron gettin smelted, crops getting drenched

It's just my daily routine, that's just the way it goes

Minecrafting since I was 21 years old

I've played with the best of em

Can't even build next to em

Their houses up, the jig is up, my building skills, less than em

Pardon me i'm choking up, pressures' up, bless ya bruh

Don't wanna mess with us

We hot just like we in hades

Dispensers placed we set a trap

Hit the button, we hit you back

Got powered rails jump on the track

Man you don't know how to act

Time and time again, my cart's been stopped by a pig

Finding diamonds ain't so hard, just dig baby dig

White n nerdy
They see me mowin'

My front lawn

I know they're all thinking

I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy

Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with-

The gangsters

But so far they all think

I'm too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

I'm just too white n' nerdy

Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills, I'm a Champion of D&D

MC Escher that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40

I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Steven Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

I got people begging for my top 8 spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,

my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run

At Pascal, well, I'm number 1

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun

"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

Update #1 : 06/30/2012 7:48:35 am6/30/12

Added rap songs.

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Remember to keep it clean and true (Dont say something about the other person that you wouldnt know, If you want to do they dont say you do say you probably.), also dont take time googleing you rap, its freestyle.

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