"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread"
-Alexander Pope

"When a thing must be attempted, one must never think of possibility or impossibility."
-C.S Lewis


"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
-Jack Handey

"An adventure you can have alone isn't an adventure worth having."
-Anonymous

"If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."
-The Bible

o If you can't convince them, confuse them.o
-Harry S. Truman

o When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.o
-Emo Philips

o You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.o
-Dave Barry

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
-Anonymous

(CAUTION!, the next one is kind of terrible.. but it is funny!)

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
- Jimmy Carter