Hello, Steve here from the world of Minecraft.

Today i come to complain to all of you about the "mods" you humans always put on me.
THEY ARE EVIL!!! I don't think you people realize that Minecraft isn't a game, it is life or death for me!!!
I accept it if you accidentally burn the house down or walk into a creeper, but when i see, oh i dunno, A WEREWOLF, or a SKELETON WITH A CANNON!, it makes me mad. Why would you want these things. Dont you realize they will just kill you! Tornadoes, Pirate-Zombies, and Women are just several things that I don't need. In fact, there is one mod where its possible to give me a partner, but every time you make a new game... you get one more partner. I can assure you, I am fine on my own!!!! I do not need you to give me 50,000 people so that I can't even move without being suffocated. Allow me to continue...

Some may say "Oh, but there is tons of mods that help me". Well i can assure you... they don't help me.
Believe it or not, I was just fine without guns, tanks, and planes. And may I point out that at least every person who has used the plane mod has crashed more than twice, each person with a gun/explosive mod has shot destroyed enough land to destroy me in some way or another.

Look, I'm not saying don't have fun experimenting with guns and other things that are dnagerous. All I'm saying is, Please, try it at home, kids. My life is bad enough as it is with creepers and zombies. I just want a peaceful life. So, just don't use mods..... or change your skin.

Thank you. This is Steve, signing out.

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