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Star Wars: The Force Awakens review! (Spoilers, you idiot)

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Before you start thinking "just another review hating on the movie because its not the original trilogy" its not. I actually liked it a lot but its story was weird. Some of the things are unexplained, like what the "first order" is, who the "supreme leader" is and what his motives are, and why kylo ren joins him and who this phasma character is. she (yes, captain phasma is a woman) has like THREE LINES and none of them are anything important to the plot, yet she has a picture on the poster? And right at the front too!?! Who thought of this? they need to be fired. its just silly to have a character with like three lines in the movie at the front. the girl with the huge goggle things (cant remember her name if she even has one) gives rey a lightsaber, and where is she on the poster? next to r2d2. also, why is it that a bunch of stormtroopers cant take down a TIE fighter? dont they have a contingency plan? in case of the fact, you know, one of the people that you kidnapped, say, a black stormtrooper realized that all of the other stormtroopers are white, and he is black, and, maybe, he rubs his brain cells together and figures out that he is different that the others and trys to escape them. they also forgot to mention which sun they where draining when they where talking about the super death star 2.0. there are lots of suns, tatoonine has a few, there are suns everywhere.  overall, the movie is good, very cool. rating: 9/10
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04/05/2016 8:17 pm
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stella
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Omg I am a HUGEEEEEE Star Wars FAN/NERD. I know all the background info of most of the characters. But not to be judgy, but I honestly did not really like this movie. I LOVED all the old ones, they were more creative in my opinion. And I also hate this movie because the BEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME DIIES!!! Han Solo :(.
My favorite old movie is A New Hope. :D I cried when I finished watching all of the old movies for the first time because they are sooooo touching and you get into it. Also, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIES IN ORDER TO GET IT! (Lol just saying.) That is just my opinion on the movies. Star Wars(old ones) is my favorite movie/movies. That is MY opinion. :D
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12/20/2015 11:23 pm
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kind of copied my title, but no big deal... i agree with some parts, good review.   6/10 review
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12/20/2015 7:17 pm
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Dont want to read
cause havnt seen the film

thats why you dont have alot of views
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12/20/2015 7:06 pm
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OneSmoothPenguin
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to be continued
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