Many scientists have asked about the origin of our universe. People go to all lengths to try to explain it. But there are all simply morons. Yes folks that is right today I got a scientific reasoning on the Origin of LYFFE.  So let's start off with the basics people are people. We are made out of meat. EVERYTHING is made out of meat, plants dolphins, your mom, you name it. So the core of life is a steak house. 

A steak house with... uh erm, butterflies! Butterflies are not meat! So a steak house was being owned by butterflies, not just any but a special type of butterfly. A carnivore butterfly. Because this butterfly was carnivore he made a steakhouse (duh). 

One day the illuminati came in a asked for a Apple pie. This was a offence to the carnivore butterfly because he was carnivore and this was a steak house. Veggies where not allowed here. So the carnivore butterfly brutally kicked the illuminati in the butt and slammed the door behind him. The illuminati was furious and desided to make a group of people with super powers to get revenge to this "carnivore butterfly"

The illuminati started making his plan. Meanwhile in south Kazakhstan Ronald McDonald was gaining calories at his favorite fast food joint.

Long story short the illuminati asked Martin Freeman to come over and hang out while they talk about their plan to destroy the carnivore butterfly once and for all! 


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