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the story fo derp villagers

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once there was a derp villager he was named pizza the alpaka.he said to hes friends (never had some) he asked random zombies GOO DUGHdieinaholeHEriuhj
so the zombie said whats your problem and eated him AND THEN hes sun derpety dog poop said to hes mom
why so serious so the mom said KID SHUT UPP so then he was going to learn the fact about joker and watched the movie DARK NIGHT and then he found out that hes dad PIZZA THE ALPAKA was dead and said it to hes mom MOM DAD IS SPLATTED BY A ZOMBIE and the mom said LIVE WITH IT and killed him with obsidian
block.so then the night commed and zombies made village look like a LEFT 4 DEAD PLACE
and THE END
Creditmy first blog thing post MADE BY megaflare11
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megaflare11
09/09/2012 1:33 am
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ummm of course i will!!!
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megaflare11
09/02/2012 1:01 pm
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whats a sequel???LOL
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Lyla32
09/08/2012 10:07 pm
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Something along the lines of... "Derp Villagers 2: Back from the Dead".
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Lyla32
09/02/2012 8:21 am
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Bravo Bravo!! Bravissimo! Excellent story. I was emotionally moved. Poor Pizza the Alpaka. I felt his pain. The poor bloke never had any friends. I suppose his internal feelings of loneliness caused him to take out his feelings on zombies. Tragically, the zombie devoured him. I was in tears by this point. His son was verbally abused by his mother. His only escape was the movie the Dark Knight, which seemed to inspire him to continue on with his life. It was only then that he found out the tragic story of his father's death. He tells his mother. She kills him. Why? WHY? I was sobbing at this point. The night came. The zombies won.

*sighs*

We miss you, Pizza the Alpaka. We miss you, Derpety Dog Poop.
We miss you... Derp villagers.
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megaflare11
09/02/2012 8:24 am
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ok...thats cool plz diamomd
AND THATS THE FRICKIN SMrtest thing uve ever said!
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Lyla32
09/02/2012 8:37 am
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Will there be a sequel?
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megaflare11
08/29/2012 10:10 am
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its the meening...
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hornetsboy21
08/29/2012 10:06 am
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this is complete crap....
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megaflare11
08/29/2012 9:50 am
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please commednt that this is epic
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