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Once upon a time, there was a taco, and a dog.
The taco said to the dog, "When I say woof, that does NOT mean that I'm a dog. It means that I'm a taco pretending to be a dog.
"So, now that that's out of the way, let us talk about things. Things is an... interesting concept. There are many things in this world. Icecream is a thing. Your face is a thing. Everything is a thing. And you, being a dog, are a very fabulous thing.
"I'm a thing, and a very lovely one of that. Humans seem to like tacos like me, but in the wrong way. They like to eat us, and that's a bad thing. A VERY bad thing.
"Sometimes I like to dance around like an idiot, and that's a good thing. I also have a really cool friend called TotoTurtle who makes skins for Minecraft. She is lazy a lot, though, so... That's not such a cool thing.
"As for her skins, they're cool things. Would like it if she'd make me that kitty cat skin request I asked for about five seconds ago that she hasn't had the time to respond to, yet, though.
"Overall, things are quite interesting. Welp, bai."
And the taco strolled away, leaving the dog to figure out what the dog just happened. The dog didn't speak Taco.
fin.
The taco said to the dog, "When I say woof, that does NOT mean that I'm a dog. It means that I'm a taco pretending to be a dog.
"So, now that that's out of the way, let us talk about things. Things is an... interesting concept. There are many things in this world. Icecream is a thing. Your face is a thing. Everything is a thing. And you, being a dog, are a very fabulous thing.
"I'm a thing, and a very lovely one of that. Humans seem to like tacos like me, but in the wrong way. They like to eat us, and that's a bad thing. A VERY bad thing.
"Sometimes I like to dance around like an idiot, and that's a good thing. I also have a really cool friend called TotoTurtle who makes skins for Minecraft. She is lazy a lot, though, so... That's not such a cool thing.
"As for her skins, they're cool things. Would like it if she'd make me that kitty cat skin request I asked for about five seconds ago that she hasn't had the time to respond to, yet, though.
"Overall, things are quite interesting. Welp, bai."
And the taco strolled away, leaving the dog to figure out what the dog just happened. The dog didn't speak Taco.
fin.
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