Here is a buncha types of Minecraft Players when they go mining
Enjoy!
Comment below which one is u
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The Guy Who Hates Mining
P1: Let's go mine!
P2: Umm...sure
*1 Minute Later*
P2: Uhh...I got to go shower bye!!!
P1: There is a stack of Diamonds right ther-oh nevermind-I can keep them all to myself :)

The Guy Who Doesn't Mine
P1: Wanna go mine?
P2: I don't mine
P1: But we can find Diamonds and uhh...Emeralds and uhh...Redstone an-
P2: *Slams the door close*

The Guy Who Is Scared Of Mining
P1: Ohh! Diamonds!
P2: Uhh...there's lava there!
P1: Just bridge over
P2: I have to go byeeeeee!!! *Runs off scared-y*

The Guy Who Always Fall In Lava
P1: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la *Falls in lava* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The Guy Who Digs Straight Down
P1: Imma just start digging straight down!
P2: Is that safe?
P1: It is def- *Falls into lava* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Guy Who Dies With Lots Of Loot
P1: I GOT DIAMONDS!!! I GOT EMERALDS!!! I GOT IRON!!! I GOT REDSTONE!!! I GOT-
Creeper: *Booms*
P1: *Dies*

The Guy Who Always Gets Lost In Mines
P1: Hmm...is it that way? Or is it that way? Imma go that way
*10 Minutes Later*
P1: Not that way hmm...how bout that way?
*30 Minutes Later*
P1: Not that way either, that way!
*1 Hour Later*
P1: Not that way for sure! That way!
*10 Years Later*
P1: I made it out!!! With a diamond!!! *Holds Diamond proudly*

The Guy Who Is An Expert Miner
P1: I have an Emerald and a few Iron! How bout u?
P2: 5 Stacks of Emeralds and 3 Shulker Boxes of Diamonds, I need more that is too less
P1: Wat the-

The Guy Who Pickaxe Always Breaks
P1: DIAMONDS OOOH!!!!
Pickaxe: *Breaks*
P1: Wat...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Guy Who Forgets His Pickaxe
P1: Imma just gonna go mining
*Reaches the mine after a while*
P1: Oh! I forgot my Pickaxe! Better go back and get it!
*Reaches back home
P1: Oh look! P2 gave me some cake! *Eats* I better get back to mining now
*Reaches the mine*
P1: Oh! I forgot my Pickaxe!
*Repeats again and again*

The Guy Who Mines Forever
P1: Wait for me here, Imma grab some Emeralds from the mine to trade with the Villagers
P2: Ok
*10 Years Later*
P1: Imma back! I got only 1 Emerald though
P2: Ok let's go

The Guy Who Spends All His Time Mining
P1: So I got a Minecart here which can go every in the Mine besides for the surface because I do not go up there
P2: Okay
P1: Then we got the Emerald Mine there, the Diamond mine there, the Redstone mine there and blah blah blah
P2: Okay
P1: And of course we got the defenses to kill any Hostile Mob
P2: Okay
P1: Then we have the...
*1 Year Later*
P1: That's all we have here!
P2: Okay