My class and teacher are currently being idiots so I'm going to record some of the things they say *Child banging on the door because he is locked out* *teacher lets him in* Student: That was a mistake, letting him in. Teacher: I actually made a mistake 11 months ago when I accepted this job
Student: Sir, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: sure, please don't pee on the seat btw
Student: Did you know I broke my feet on a fan? Teacher: and you still have feet? Wowwww
Teacher: I actually threw a blanket into a fan once Student: then you mustn't be a very good teacher Teacher: I was a child. *Insert words I didn't hear* Student: At least I don't throw a student into a fan Teacher: Wait what? Student: You just said you threw a child into a fan Teacher: I said a blanket, not a child. Did you think I said a child? Thats crazyyy Student: must've been me then Teacher: must've
*Talking about candy canes* Teacher: My personal favourites are the white ones with the red and green stripes. They taste like spearmint Student (Same one as the one who though he said child): They taste like skin?! Teacher: What the hell is wrong with you? *a few minutes later* Teacher: How would I know what skin tasted like anyways? Student: idk, maybe you skin your enemies Teacher: Actually, skinning my enemies is not my first choice of torture. Student: ok *realises* WHAT-
Student: Sir, are you bullying children? Teacher: No, not right now Student: oh alri- WAIT NOT RIGH NOW?