Shift Stardust Panda Gocarts3 Patience PandaWonka
so this is cool cause like she’s feeding the souls she owns? Idk
but also I had a dream where me and my friends were the helluva boss crew? Here’s some of the things (props if you know the scene)


Shift: Wonka, you shouldn’t say that!


Me: no no no, it’s fine Shift. He’s just… how do I say this without being offensive… a dumbass.


Wonka: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?


Me: it actually does.


Patience: The only reason you have a girlfriend is because you’re easy to manage.


Shift: Don’t say that you bitch!


Me: do not talk to patience that way she’s sensitive!


Patience: Yes I am!


Gocarts: You guys are all fucking assholes.






Wonka: Shift, stop shaking, you’re gonna shoot Patience.


Patience: wow, I feel so loved here.


Wonka: just take a deep breath, *Takes deep breath* and let it out.


Shift: but- it’s a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?


Gocarts: I mean, if that’s what the client wants.


Shift: maybe like a shitty dad, *puts on mob voice* or a mob family, that’s understandable. But to eradicate an entire innocent- seemingly innocent- upper middle class family bloodline?


Patience: hey, you don’t know their innocent! Maybe this kid sets dogs on fire, maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy- this guy definitely watches.


Wonka: exactly, humans are full of secret nasties that’s why so many of them end up here.


Shift: But-


Gocarts: guilty and innocent isn’t our business shift. Killing who we’re paid to is our business. Shoot the target.


Shift: I just think it’s a bit excessive and we could be a bit more selective is all.


Me: *slams door* GUYS I WANT YOU TO MEET-


*Shift accidentally shoots the crossbow and it lands in the eel tank.*


Me: DAMMIT SHIFT, I JUST BOUGHT THOSE EELS!