americana snakes.

I work in a office, we have a lot of temp's, usually they dont come back since our manager is a sh1thead. one of my co-workers told me a crazy story, heres how it goes " We had a temp named jerry, his job was basically to shuttle coffee to the manager, one time the manager, being the c2ck he is yelled at him for not getting his coffee with milk, he got so heated that he accidentally says some slur towards Mexicans (which he was) and thats when he snapped, he grabbed a pencil and stabbed him in his throught. crazy. " after this I ask, what happened after?? like what?? and he said something like he was arrested and what sucks for him is that the manager eventually died in the hospital, he thought he was screwed. WTF I said!! "thats not even the worst part, the craziest thing is that all he got was atempdid murder!"

minecraft should remove things. and change others here are.

--Things minecraft should remove/change--

-remove Villages , outright removed, while villagers should exist but extremely rare,
and not be able to sell any sort of weapons/tools.

-iron should be rare , iron should be hard to get, like diamonds are, and diamonds
should be even rarer.

-remove shields.

-remove hunger.

-remove beds.

-Remove sprint , or make it so other mobs can sprint aswell.

-make the textures worse/more gritty

-add backpacks , cant be crafted and extremely rare.

-Worsen rendering system , minecraft feels too clean, too corporate.

-make everything taller , make tree's taller, mountains taller, give a sense of awe.

-remove ladders

-remove diorite

-remove andesite

-remove haybales

-revert combat system , though make it slower.

-remove other foods , or give them a use

-remove F3

-make maps bigger, and more usefull

-remove all tree log types with oak , maybe make them dyable

-animals should be rarer

-remove "farms" , not plant farms.

-remove levels , or make invisible

-extend bow range by 4x

-slow boat speeds

-remove elytra

-10x minecart speed

-durability last 3x longer on wood/stone/iron

-remove netherite , or make EXTREMELY more rare, and harder to make even if you find alot of ancient debris

-remove the crafting guide , or obfuscate all recipes

-increase stack size to 100 for blocks, decrease to 16 for foods/items

-remove eye of ender , the portal should be already filled, only having 1 per world, also not the "end"

-darkness is darker

-nether portals shouldnt be buildable

-obfuscate item names , who says a stone pick is called a stone pick? it should be you who decides

-less fall damage

-more meats

-slower furnaces

-more falling gravel in caves

-you should be able to join anyones world

-add voice chat

-diamonds should be as big 3 and as small as 1

-remove anvils

-remove tuff

-better gear = heavy-er movement

-recipes for items/blocks change, or are different for each player. guides from youtube should be useless.
guides from other player in your server should be gold.

-gold should be inbetween iron and stone, while only being able to mine like stone

-increase block placement range

-remove slabs.

-remove trapdoors

-remove chains/lanterns

-remove glass panes

-remove horses

-tnt bigger explosion, creeper too

-fist do more damage

I transformed a photo I found to make it retro and cool. check it out!
low res - IMGUR
high res - TIFF

Another mod Idea I had would be an Insomnia Mod, not like insomnia cookies, more like schizophrenia and tampering with what the players rely on. at first only slightly tampering with small things like hunger, xp, maybe even something as small as changing the number of items you have. for example instead of 12 sticks, for a few minutes it would be 11 sticks. Of course it would gradually become more and more obvious that something was wrong, buildings that dont exist. fake players. fake items. I think that would be cool.