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What If Minecraft Edition #2 : Evolution In Minecraft

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Just like Pokemon all came from Mew, Mobs have an ansestor, but It's not what you think. Hey guys its EnderBronze! Back with another What If, just for you guys! Just a disclamer I might not discuss the INTIRE evolutionary tree in Minecraft, I'm just going to discuss the ancient desendent and the most evolved. Now that I got that out of the way, lets dive right in! So, what IS the ancestor of the mobs? Well, we have a few candidates, first off, The Wither. An evil monster, imprisoned in soulsand and breaths off death and destruction. If you summoned one you know what I'm talking about. All they do is destroy every living thing it sees. This may sound like the evolutionary advantage, but its not. In every evolutionary theory, It states that it's a simple life form, having little to no defensive tactics, and being at a lower rate. Mew is a great example. You can't catch Mew legitimetly, It barely has attacks, and its the only one of its kind. What mob has the low damage rate, simplicity of design, and quite rare to not there at all? The slime. And no, I'm not just talking about the little ones, slimes only spawn in specific Slime Chunks, which I have never found one in my survival world, and I was looking for one for 3 DAYS. The slime also follows the low defense catagory, because only the super huge ones that you have to cheat in kill you in one hit. The size 3 and 2 Slimes take away a heart of damage. and the tiny ones don't do anything! Because there babies, they don't know how to defend themselves, they don't know there in danger. all they know, is to jump close to things, because there babies they will come to ANYTHING for attention, even sword holding murderers that just killed there mother. And If you ever went inside a NoAI Slime, you can see it has no bones, its just a blob, Much like the Blobfish. Blobfish are slow creatures, having little to no muscles. and because of there struggle to move, they get tired very easily. The slimes only way to move is to jump, and it must take alot of energy, so they stop for a while, then jump again. Stop, hop, Stop, Hop. Now that we know the ancestor, we need to know the most evolved creatures. Sure Silverfish can hide in rocks, and Creepers self destruct to release spores, But nothing comes CLOSE to the Villager. Suprised you, didn't I? Villagers are more avolved than Steve, who is a unhumanly tall humanmade out on cubes. Villagers have made civilization, farms, churches. They made more towns in the Minecraft world than the the Empire State Building has windows. And thats not all, Villager use there own people for building matrerial, as seen in the Element Animation shorts. They take risks, risk life and death over protecting there people, inforcing law, and savinf families. Villagers are indeed, the most evolved species, but there nose is still as stupid as ever. But hey, It's just a theory. Not a Game Theory, thanks for reading!

   Welcome back to the End! And I most ask, did this clear up some stuff? Did you like the theory? Do you have a theory I should do or debunk? Let me know if you have one or both in the comments, and be sure to sub, diamond, and probably not, but favorite, Thanks for reading!
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06/18/2015 1:45 pm
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yeah. and steve?
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