When Chell is a bit to busy, and spikes are a bit too much, they call me by name you see, for my special touch, to the gentleman I am Wheatley, to the ladies I'm moron, they call my by any name, anyway it's all the same. I will spy if you loose, meddle if I choose, I'm the robot that's in charge, I'm the lump that is quite large. And it's so easy when you're Wheatley, this is the life you see, I'm in charge of this facility. I do it all because I'm wheatley, and I do it all for free, your death will end up pleasing me. While there's tests to be done, while I can't use a gun, while there's potatos to be chewed, while there's chells to be used (To relieve me) I'll be there I'll be there on the monitor it's a game I'm glad I'm in it, cause I'll replay every minute. And it's so easy when you're Wheatley, this is the life you see, I'm incharge of this facility, and it's so easy when you're Wheatley, and I do it all for free, your death will end up pleasing me. I pledge my wired itchyness, too all things spiky and I promise on my damned program too do as I am told, lord Cave Johnson has never seen, A robot quite like me not only does his job but does it happily. I'm the fear that makes you shake, I'm the robot on the screen, I'm not a monster to become, I'm a nightmare to break your skull, I'm the spike in your back, an extra turn around a hack, I'm the quivering of your heart a crushing pain a sudden start, And it's so easy when you're Wheatley, this is the life you see, I'm in charge of this facility, and it's so easy when you're evil, I do it all for free, your death will end up pleasing me. It gets so lonely, being ruler. When I'm doomed see tester, even if it is for a while, and no one loves you when you're ruler. I'M LYING THROUGH MY SCREEN! These turrets are all the company I need!

Hey guys I made this out of boredom. Make sure to listen to When you're evil first. (Comment what you think)