I was just scrolling through a bunch of really interesting Jams and saw the Cat Jam... I think I took it too literally.

Your cat can now occasionally collect Jam as a gift from your cats in the morning! Jam is the same rarity as Phantom Membranes. They can be crafted with a loaf of bread to get 3 slices of toast with the jam of your choice applied.

The Jams are as follow;

Blueberry Jam - Tastes like the sound of green, but will give you 5 shanks of hunger when eaten. Unfortunately you're a really sloppy eater and get a little bit of it in your eye every time you eat, giving you a little bit of darkness.
Plum Jam - You found this Jam under your Cat this morning and oddly it tastes exactly like the Blueberry Jam with a lot more cat butt in it. It gives you Speed 1 for 45 seconds.
Strawberry Jam - This Jam is 100% not made of villagers, that's totally why it gives you Strength 2 for 30 Seconds

The Resource Pack is a MUST HAVE for anybody who doesn't want the illusion of the Jam broken.

Remember to pray to our lord and saviour Jamus (From the hit game Jamtroid), to avoid 1000 years of Jamnation.