Life as Grass.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
[Grass is very commonly walked on ]

Endy the enderman

I'm so bored. I wish I could find something to do. *looks around*

Creepy the creeper: hmm... what could I explode today...

Creepy the creeper: I know! that new player is online! I believe his name is "Steve"... wonder if he has any valubles...

*walks around and sees a pig* Hi! (In the pigs mind: "I WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!")
*pig runs away* *Becomes depressed* Why can't anybody be friends with me? Why can't people figure out that I'm not such a meanie like Endermean? (Endermean is his darker side)
(Oh and and here is all about Endy) ( Easily hurt, Really nice, has encountered lots of scary things in the past, vulnerable to anything, especially others using his kindness to their advantage.
If raged too much, may switch to his darker side and become really "fighty". When he switches back, he doesn't have any memory of fighting.)

*walks around and sees Creepy (minecraftlover101)*
Oh hi! Who are you?

Phil the Creeper: hmm... what to do... *sees Creepy and Endy* Hey guys, whats going on? Did you see that new guy? (Talking about Steve)

Phil the Creeper: *sees zombie on fire* What's with him? There's a lake right there!

Jack the Donkey: I wonder where Steve is... *Runs into Phil, Creepy and Endy* Hello?

Phil the Creeper: Oh, hi Jack

Yay! Maybe I can finnally have some friends!

Diamond Ore: Oh,it's...it's a player...please [sob]...PLEASE DON'T MINE ME!DON'T KILL M-x_x

Robbie the squid: Hi, I'm a squid. Do you like um uhh.....water? No?

DrForrester the squid: Rob! Stop talking about water! Where is the nuclear reactor I asked for? WELL! You lost it didn't you, you ninny! How will we destroy the land slimes now? Huh?!

Robbie: Sorry I got distracted by the water....

Drforrester: I will so kill you when I manage to hold something to beat you with!

Skelly the skeleton *with a hat*:*runs into Phil creepy endy and jack*hi guys like my hat?

Nice hat dude! So anyways, Endy, about getting Steve's "diamonds"...

I know! We'll wait till he goes mining, then blow up his chests! Or rather... I'll blow up one chest, you can steal the other one! You up for it? How about tonight? Will that work for ya?

Minecraftlover101:idea: I know! We'll wait till he goes mining, then blow up his chests! Or rather... I'll blow up one chest, you can steal the other one! You up for it? How about tonight? Will that work for ya?

Skelly:wouldn't the explosion explode the stuff?

Hmm..... wait! Now I really got it! Endy can steal the chests, and we meet up here and I can crack e-mail open with a well placed BOOM!

ocy the ocelot :

meow.........meow

((Was there a sign up thread? I couldn't find one))

Minecraftlover101Hmm..... wait! Now I really got it! Wendy can steal the chests, and we meet up here and I can crack e-mail open with a well placed BOOM!

ok let's do it!

Alright! Endy?

Endy?? *Endy teleported off somewhere I guess...* ENDY?! ... well... that puts a hole in the plan

Phil the Creeper: I'll go find him -.-

*a few days later* There you are Endy! I've been looking for you for days! Listen, me and the others have a plan *tells Endy about the plan we made* Sound good?

Ender the Enderman: DIAMOND! Where is that TNT Block? I can't hold on to this Flint & Steel forever, Steve will come and find me!
Diamond the Enderman: Relax, Ender! Hold your ender pearls! *brings the TNT over*
Ender: *lights it* TP AWAY! *we teleport away, and blow the front off his house, his valuables untouched*

Random chicken Eddy walks by:
'...'
*Walks into that lava lake over there because he was watching the house that blew up*

Ender: "HA FAIL"

Ender: *we TP back* Perfect! Now take the chest and let's take it to the End!
Diamond: *grabs chest* Now let's head to the End! *we TP to the End, where we see a Dragon* We have it, wise Dragon...
???: Very well... Now demolish the others, Endy and his friend...
Ender: Our work here is done...We already have the treasure...just let them be while they look for our treasure where they'll never find it...
???: You are wise, Ender...You could have gotten our plan revealed... That Ender Dragon was foolish when Steve came here..I now rule the End...
Diamond: What do we do now, Dragon?
???: Enjoy your life on the surface. You must still follow my orders, yet you...are...FREE! *Ender and Diamond get TPed to the surface*

Villager:

Sigh, here comes Steve.
JUST TAKE THE &%(@& STUFF AND GIVE ME THE EMERALDS!!

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あなたはすべての馬鹿です。なぜ、私も社会に戻ってくる気にしますか？私は時々、私がもののようにロールプレイを見たときあなたは私を見ることを自問。今、私は、これは死んだスレッドですかなり確信しています。だから私は、魔法少女宇佐美〜です！だから、ええ、ええと、私はあなたがすべての殺害またはモノクマので別れによって実行されます願っています。また、狛枝凪斗の希望を感じる。

このスレッドは、絶望によって消費される。

(Um...Can you guys speak in English?)

*we land near the Creeper and Endy*
Diamond: Uh-oh...

いいえ、このスレッドは、絶望に満ちているからです。
私たちは、超高校レベルホープのようでなければなりません！
私たちは、希望のピークアカデミー学生です！
それとも、この絶望誘導スレッドが死ぬようにしなければならない。
今は好きです。

(What the creeper are you saying...?)
Ender: We're despawned.
Diamond: Not if we get a player to chase them!
Steve: *sees Enderman and Creeper mobs near him, yet doesn't see Ender and Diamond* AHA! *brings out diamond sword*

Phil: There you guys are! I've been lo-*sees player* Oh sh*t! Stand back everyone! I'm gonna blow! Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......

あなたも正しい英語を知っている雑種ですか？

Summertime, do not post offtopic things unless you want more warnings.

*Phil respawns*
Diamond: Uh...Uh...WE TOOK ALL OF STEVE'S LOOT!
Ender: DIAMOND! *plugs Diamond's mouth*

Phil: Thank god this isn't hardcore mode... now to go back to Endy and Diamond...

Ocelot: meow

Phil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Tree the Tree
*Steve runs up, attacks me with bare hands*
OW! OW! OW! OW!

Diamond: Uh...Uh...WE TOOK ALL OF STEVE'S LOOT!
Ender: DIAMOND! *plugs Diamond's mouth*

Creepy: Wait, you took all of Steve's WHAT?!

Phil: ok, ok, ok. I can work this out... Umm... Uh... I'm, uh, SH*T! *runs away*

OCELOTS! D:

Wooffy the insane killer dog. You should make a map or something about that.

umm what?

Ender: We were doing a quest for a great dragon, higher then the Ender Dragon himself. Steve destroyed the Ender Dragon, yet a higher power was really in control.
Diamond: Yeah. We fulfilled our quest to get freedom for all Endermen, to lay siege on whomever we please instead of getting ordered around 24/7.
Ender: Yeah. Now beat it before it gets ugly.

Phil: *comes back* Hey guys, whad I miss?

Ender: Like we said, we took Steve's loot to a dragon higher than the Ender Dragon to gain our freedom. Now beat it.
Diamond: Sorry about Ender. Beat it please.

I glance around, taking in a mouthful of grass. The cows roam, and a 'villager' falls off a large cliff. I walk around, making sure no 'humans' were on. They have these things-I think shears- that take all of my wool off. I hide behind a tree under the cliff. A human strolls by, in a shiny blue suit. He is carrying shears. I cringe, imagining my neighbors in the taigas freezing because of it. I run out, and the human turns and shears me. He takes my pink wool, as I eat more grass. Since I was in a plain, it felt kind of nice- I wasn't trapped in a 'sweater', as the humans call it. As I eat more grass, I feel warm again. Alas, the wool comes back. I remain my pink sheep self, benefiting humans by letting them take my wool instead of my neighbors.
I have no idea. XD