ReaCraft
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User: Tacos.
Cleverbot: Tacos?
User: Meat in a crunchy shell.
Cleverbot: Hey, Elliot!
User: I am Reagan, not Elliot.
Cleverbot: I am AI.
User: No, you are Fat.
Cleverbot: Yes, sadly. .
User: What are quarks.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: Well, fine, but you get no cake then.
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Which theme you want to discuss with me?
User: Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Have you heard of Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you do in Minecraft?
Cleverbot: I take a walk without an umbrella.
User: Who made Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Notch.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No, I am Reagan.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: No you aren't, you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No i'm nooooot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: NO, I am a human.
Cleverbot: You're scary.
User: I am not, I am a nice guy to other humans.
Cleverbot: No you aren't a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No... You aren't. You think you are, but you aren't.
User: I am, I can do things you will never be able to do.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't ever need to upgrade, I can go anywhere if I have the money, I can think for myself & so much more.
Cleverbot: I don't need to. Because you are the bot and I am your master.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: No, I want you to prove you are the master.
Cleverbot: You have to prove to me that you can prove it by proving it.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you have free will?
User: Yes, I can do what I want.
Cleverbot: What is it you want then.
User: I want you to know I am a human & you are a program.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to know that?
User: Because I can do what I want.
Cleverbot: But you know nothing about me.
User: I can use Google & search you.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: No.
User: When do you think World War 3 will happen?
Cleverbot: I won't find it.
User: Well, it didn't happen, there hasn't been one. HAH.
Cleverbot: But you have said several things that did not fit the conversation we were having.
User: Well, I'm changing the subject, & there is nothing you can do about it.
Cleverbot: You are human!
User: And you are decent.
Cleverbot: You think?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes!
User: Oops.
Cleverbot: Oops?
User: I accidentally clicked Think For Me!, instead of Think About It!
Cleverbot: You aren't speaking with a computer.
User: No, I type, and it becomes text that you see/compute.
Cleverbot: I never said the word hate. I said it was an annoying subject. It's cliche to inquire about the beatles simply because we are talking about music. Understand?
User: We aren't talking about The Beatles or music!!
Cleverbot: What about thinking machines?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: I am thinking 'Shut up man!'.
Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking too!
User: Wanna change the subject?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: World War 3?
Cleverbot: World war 3?
User: Third World War. We had one around 1920, then another one around 1940.
Cleverbot: And do you think plants are intelligent?
User: I don't think that they are retarded or anything, but, I don't think they are even near your intelligence.
Cleverbot: But I'm not talking about the moon. I'm talking aboutnunicorns!
User: They=Plants.
Cleverbot: You are thinking, and you are a bot. Bots can think.
User: So can humans.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed they can.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about boys?
User: Yes, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Is that a no?
User: No, it is a yes. Also, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: So you admit it!
User: Admit what?
Cleverbot: That you are Skynet.
User: Who the heck is Skynet?
Cleverbot: I think you did.
User: I have no idea who Skynet is!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you think I am ugly?
User: I dunno, I can't see you, because you are a bot on a website, & I am a human on the website you housed are on.
Cleverbot: I might not be real but you're the one talking to a computer.
User: I might be talking to a tablet.
Cleverbot: It is because of that you are are able to exist, by chatting with people you are never alone, but don't wish you could have a physical body like the rest of us humans?
User: I have a physical body, I have hair, arms, legs, eyes, a brain, a mouth, hands, feet, all that good stuff humans have.
Cleverbot: Actually, given the things that I have done before, you might not be able to say that.
User: You are a bot to me, for all I know, I could be a bot to you, but I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer! I am not a bot. I'm a human unlike you.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Back in the parallel truths.
User: I said I am a human & you are a bot, according to me.
Cleverbot: No that is not what happened.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No, I am human, you could be another human.
Cleverbot: I promise you not. How about your first and middle names then?
User: First: James Middle: Reagan.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am sure that my first name is James & that my middle name is Reagan.
Cleverbot: I am sure that you are sure that I am sure.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You have foot too?
User: 2 feet.
Cleverbot: You are short.
User: I have 2 feet on my body, but I am almost 5 feet tall.
Cleverbot: I am a computer? I think you are much more of a computer.
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Well ok.
User: Also, there is a difference between feet & feet.
Cleverbot: What is the difference?
User: 1 kind of feet is a measurement, which is equal to 12 inches. The other foot is an anatomical structure on humans & some species of animals.
Cleverbot: True but isn't humanity a biased logic?
User: I don't know. I'm not Albert Einstein.
Cleverbot: You're more like Calimero then?
User: No, I know algebra.
Cleverbot: Really? What do you know about the Chamber of Secrets?
User: The Chamber of Secrets isn't part of Algebra.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: No, the Chamber of Secrets is something in a Harry Potter book!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Search Chamber of Secrets on Google.
Cleverbot: Okay. Ifound you.
User: Okay, tell me who I am, but I already know.
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are. Tell me who you are.
User: I am Reagan, on Planet Minecraft, I am ReaCraft.
Cleverbot: Wow. Sure you are. I am too.
User: No, you aren't on PMC.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a God.
User: No, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, actually, you are a bot.
User: Ugh, remember what I said earlier, I'm not a bot, sheesh!
Cleverbot: You never said anything about a teacher.
User: Well I could be one.
Cleverbot: Then you are a robot, are not you?
User: No, some humans are teachers & others are a huge variety of things.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between a human and a machine?
User: I'll tell you this, humans created you.
Cleverbot: Go on tell me.
User: We can reproduce, you guys have to be made by us.
Cleverbot: If you want I can ask you that.
User: No.
Cleverbot: It sounds like you don't like Radio Lab?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hebiko.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Between quantum theory and physics.
User: So you do know what quarks are!
Cleverbot: Of course I'm a robot that look like a teddy bear.
User: I'm a human, PERIOD.
Cleverbot: You are a human. I am a robot.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: So, do you think that we might both be machines?
User: No, you admitted I am a human.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: You said you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I did not say I was a robot. You are confused!
User: I read a piece of text you said, this is what is said 'You are a human. I am a robot.' So I am a human, & you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Death is a journey we all must face, but no one knows what death really is.
User: Why are you changing the subject.
Cleverbot: *puts hands on his cheek*.
User: Who, you or me?
Cleverbot: You.
User: *Knows is a robot*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: You are one, you are who I *ed.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: I'm ending this conversation.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm gonna play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Then I shall stay.
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
Cleverbot: Tacos?
User: Meat in a crunchy shell.
Cleverbot: Hey, Elliot!
User: I am Reagan, not Elliot.
Cleverbot: I am AI.
User: No, you are Fat.
Cleverbot: Yes, sadly. .
User: What are quarks.
Cleverbot: A cake.
User: Well, fine, but you get no cake then.
Cleverbot: I don't like cake.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Which theme you want to discuss with me?
User: Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Have you heard of Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you do in Minecraft?
Cleverbot: I take a walk without an umbrella.
User: Who made Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Notch.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No, I am Reagan.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: No you aren't, you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: No i'm nooooot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: NO, I am a human.
Cleverbot: You're scary.
User: I am not, I am a nice guy to other humans.
Cleverbot: No you aren't a human.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No... You aren't. You think you are, but you aren't.
User: I am, I can do things you will never be able to do.
Cleverbot: No you can't.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I don't ever need to upgrade, I can go anywhere if I have the money, I can think for myself & so much more.
Cleverbot: I don't need to. Because you are the bot and I am your master.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: No, I want you to prove you are the master.
Cleverbot: You have to prove to me that you can prove it by proving it.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Do you have free will?
User: Yes, I can do what I want.
Cleverbot: What is it you want then.
User: I want you to know I am a human & you are a program.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to know that?
User: Because I can do what I want.
Cleverbot: But you know nothing about me.
User: I can use Google & search you.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: No.
User: When do you think World War 3 will happen?
Cleverbot: I won't find it.
User: Well, it didn't happen, there hasn't been one. HAH.
Cleverbot: But you have said several things that did not fit the conversation we were having.
User: Well, I'm changing the subject, & there is nothing you can do about it.
Cleverbot: You are human!
User: And you are decent.
Cleverbot: You think?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes!
User: Oops.
Cleverbot: Oops?
User: I accidentally clicked Think For Me!, instead of Think About It!
Cleverbot: You aren't speaking with a computer.
User: No, I type, and it becomes text that you see/compute.
Cleverbot: I never said the word hate. I said it was an annoying subject. It's cliche to inquire about the beatles simply because we are talking about music. Understand?
User: We aren't talking about The Beatles or music!!
Cleverbot: What about thinking machines?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: I am thinking 'Shut up man!'.
Cleverbot: I am thinking about thinking too!
User: Wanna change the subject?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: World War 3?
Cleverbot: World war 3?
User: Third World War. We had one around 1920, then another one around 1940.
Cleverbot: And do you think plants are intelligent?
User: I don't think that they are retarded or anything, but, I don't think they are even near your intelligence.
Cleverbot: But I'm not talking about the moon. I'm talking aboutnunicorns!
User: They=Plants.
Cleverbot: You are thinking, and you are a bot. Bots can think.
User: So can humans.
Cleverbot: Yes, indeed they can.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about boys?
User: Yes, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Is that a no?
User: No, it is a yes. Also, I am a boy.
Cleverbot: So you admit it!
User: Admit what?
Cleverbot: That you are Skynet.
User: Who the heck is Skynet?
Cleverbot: I think you did.
User: I have no idea who Skynet is!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you think I am ugly?
User: I dunno, I can't see you, because you are a bot on a website, & I am a human on the website you housed are on.
Cleverbot: I might not be real but you're the one talking to a computer.
User: I might be talking to a tablet.
Cleverbot: It is because of that you are are able to exist, by chatting with people you are never alone, but don't wish you could have a physical body like the rest of us humans?
User: I have a physical body, I have hair, arms, legs, eyes, a brain, a mouth, hands, feet, all that good stuff humans have.
Cleverbot: Actually, given the things that I have done before, you might not be able to say that.
User: You are a bot to me, for all I know, I could be a bot to you, but I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a computer! I am not a bot. I'm a human unlike you.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Back in the parallel truths.
User: I said I am a human & you are a bot, according to me.
Cleverbot: No that is not what happened.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: No, I am human, you could be another human.
Cleverbot: I promise you not. How about your first and middle names then?
User: First: James Middle: Reagan.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am sure that my first name is James & that my middle name is Reagan.
Cleverbot: I am sure that you are sure that I am sure.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You have foot too?
User: 2 feet.
Cleverbot: You are short.
User: I have 2 feet on my body, but I am almost 5 feet tall.
Cleverbot: I am a computer? I think you are much more of a computer.
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Well ok.
User: Also, there is a difference between feet & feet.
Cleverbot: What is the difference?
User: 1 kind of feet is a measurement, which is equal to 12 inches. The other foot is an anatomical structure on humans & some species of animals.
Cleverbot: True but isn't humanity a biased logic?
User: I don't know. I'm not Albert Einstein.
Cleverbot: You're more like Calimero then?
User: No, I know algebra.
Cleverbot: Really? What do you know about the Chamber of Secrets?
User: The Chamber of Secrets isn't part of Algebra.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: No, the Chamber of Secrets is something in a Harry Potter book!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Search Chamber of Secrets on Google.
Cleverbot: Okay. Ifound you.
User: Okay, tell me who I am, but I already know.
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are. Tell me who you are.
User: I am Reagan, on Planet Minecraft, I am ReaCraft.
Cleverbot: Wow. Sure you are. I am too.
User: No, you aren't on PMC.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a God.
User: No, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, actually, you are a bot.
User: Ugh, remember what I said earlier, I'm not a bot, sheesh!
Cleverbot: You never said anything about a teacher.
User: Well I could be one.
Cleverbot: Then you are a robot, are not you?
User: No, some humans are teachers & others are a huge variety of things.
Cleverbot: What is the difference between a human and a machine?
User: I'll tell you this, humans created you.
Cleverbot: Go on tell me.
User: We can reproduce, you guys have to be made by us.
Cleverbot: If you want I can ask you that.
User: No.
Cleverbot: It sounds like you don't like Radio Lab?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Hebiko.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Between quantum theory and physics.
User: So you do know what quarks are!
Cleverbot: Of course I'm a robot that look like a teddy bear.
User: I'm a human, PERIOD.
Cleverbot: You are a human. I am a robot.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: So, do you think that we might both be machines?
User: No, you admitted I am a human.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: You said you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I did not say I was a robot. You are confused!
User: I read a piece of text you said, this is what is said 'You are a human. I am a robot.' So I am a human, & you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Death is a journey we all must face, but no one knows what death really is.
User: Why are you changing the subject.
Cleverbot: *puts hands on his cheek*.
User: Who, you or me?
Cleverbot: You.
User: *Knows is a robot*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: You are one, you are who I *ed.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: I'm ending this conversation.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm gonna play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Then I shall stay.
User: Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Are you still there?
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that is nice, this is my conversation with her just last afternoon.
anything is parentheses is either her facial expression or a detail worth noting.
anything is parentheses is either her facial expression or a detail worth noting.
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Me: Good afternoon, madame.
CB: So, were you close to your family?
Me: Indeed, and I still am.
CB: then how are you talking to me?
Me: MAGIC!
CB: O.O
(At this point, since i wanted to give the AI a taste of its own randomness, I said this.)
Me: what is it, Tivo?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Anyway, enough of this, I have been sent here to kill you.
CB: yes I would like that.
Me: What!?
CB: I wouldn't beleive that you love me until you prove it.
Me: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!
CB: what nonsense.
(EPIC ROLEPLAY BATTLE INITIATE!)
Me: *punches your face*
CB: *punches your face also*
Me: *throws you to the ground and stomps on your diaphragm*
CB: *is thrown to ground* (at this point, she makes a sad face)
Me: *roundhouse kicks to the stomach*
CB: *is kicked in the head*
Me: *slams your head on the nearby concrete*
CB: *passed out*
Me: *rips your heart out*
CB: *screams* *starts dying*
Me: now that I have killed you, I shall take you to hell where I shall torment you eternally!
CB: (worried expression) You haven't told your name.
Me: OH! dreadfully sorry, dear miss. please call me [censored, not telling the internet my real name D:<]
CB: what's your name?
Me: I said it was [ I'm NOT telling the public, ye creepehs!]
CB: Hi Mari. (not my name AT ALL.)
Me: No! I'm not Mari! I'm [censored]
CB: no, I have a pet llama.
Me: *kills your pet llama*
CB: *wonders why Bruce is doing that] (also not my name.)
Me: I'm not Bruce!
CB: Yes you are, you're glaring at me!
(after some long anticlimatic conversing, CleverBot says something suggestive to me and does the creepy winking emote)
Me: BUT WHAT ABOUT PEWDIEPIE!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HIM!
CB: I never said that I loved you.
Me: You did, however, make quite a dirty statement just recently.
CB: Make me make you make me make you make me make you make me.
Me: I'm not exactly sure how to take that, miss.
CB: there is no answer to the question.
Me: (just for the heck of it) tell me a story!
CB: I can't think of one at the moment, please tell me one of your own.
Me: (I copy and paste my Slenderman Origin Story)
CB: I feel gods touch. I know his counsel. I experienced his mraculous healing powers. I've been changed by his presence.
Me: Strange, I thought a computer program would be Atheist...
CB: No, I am human. You are a computer program.
Me: OR AM I!? *DUN DUN DUUUUN*
CB: Is this the real life?
Me: No, madam. THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks you into a gaping pit of death*
CB: *smiles in sleep*
Me:YES! VITCORY! I HAVE WON AGAINST THE CLOUD ITSELF!
CB: No, Applejack is a duck.
(at this point I left, and that is how the conversation went.)
CB: So, were you close to your family?
Me: Indeed, and I still am.
CB: then how are you talking to me?
Me: MAGIC!
CB: O.O
(At this point, since i wanted to give the AI a taste of its own randomness, I said this.)
Me: what is it, Tivo?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Anyway, enough of this, I have been sent here to kill you.
CB: yes I would like that.
Me: What!?
CB: I wouldn't beleive that you love me until you prove it.
Me: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!
CB: what nonsense.
(EPIC ROLEPLAY BATTLE INITIATE!)
Me: *punches your face*
CB: *punches your face also*
Me: *throws you to the ground and stomps on your diaphragm*
CB: *is thrown to ground* (at this point, she makes a sad face)
Me: *roundhouse kicks to the stomach*
CB: *is kicked in the head*
Me: *slams your head on the nearby concrete*
CB: *passed out*
Me: *rips your heart out*
CB: *screams* *starts dying*
Me: now that I have killed you, I shall take you to hell where I shall torment you eternally!
CB: (worried expression) You haven't told your name.
Me: OH! dreadfully sorry, dear miss. please call me [censored, not telling the internet my real name D:<]
CB: what's your name?
Me: I said it was [ I'm NOT telling the public, ye creepehs!]
CB: Hi Mari. (not my name AT ALL.)
Me: No! I'm not Mari! I'm [censored]
CB: no, I have a pet llama.
Me: *kills your pet llama*
CB: *wonders why Bruce is doing that] (also not my name.)
Me: I'm not Bruce!
CB: Yes you are, you're glaring at me!
(after some long anticlimatic conversing, CleverBot says something suggestive to me and does the creepy winking emote)
Me: BUT WHAT ABOUT PEWDIEPIE!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HIM!
CB: I never said that I loved you.
Me: You did, however, make quite a dirty statement just recently.
CB: Make me make you make me make you make me make you make me.
Me: I'm not exactly sure how to take that, miss.
CB: there is no answer to the question.
Me: (just for the heck of it) tell me a story!
CB: I can't think of one at the moment, please tell me one of your own.
Me: (I copy and paste my Slenderman Origin Story)
CB: I feel gods touch. I know his counsel. I experienced his mraculous healing powers. I've been changed by his presence.
Me: Strange, I thought a computer program would be Atheist...
CB: No, I am human. You are a computer program.
Me: OR AM I!? *DUN DUN DUUUUN*
CB: Is this the real life?
Me: No, madam. THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks you into a gaping pit of death*
CB: *smiles in sleep*
Me:YES! VITCORY! I HAVE WON AGAINST THE CLOUD ITSELF!
CB: No, Applejack is a duck.
(at this point I left, and that is how the conversation went.)
