Thanks Azie

How do you get this simulator of goats??? I've been trying but I don't know if its a game you download after paying for it, or if you order it online or what. Please help.

Lets hope your Goat Simulator gets back up, ITS FREAKING AWESOME! Also btw when it is working, go inside the goat tower at spawn, go in to the top room and you will go in a castle. when you sit in the throne, you become king of the goats, after that, go to a red barn, there are people having a party, there is a demonic circle thing behind them, bring the 5 people at the party to the circle, and become the blood goat. Gives epic powers.

Koslaw99I have no idea what it is so I'm grabbing 11.1 right now.The process does start and sits for exactly 3 mins and closes

Try running dxdiag. (To figure out your DirectX version)

It starts for 3 minutes and then closes? That's strange...Try using the compatibility options.

This is why I don't like modern computers; you have to go through some effort to look behind the scenes. In an Apple II emulator like AppleWin? Press F7 to take a peek at all the memory cells. You could do this in a real Apple II, but you'd have to quit the program first to check out Monitor.

Koslaw99

AzieHave you tried posting this in the Steam Community for Goat Simulator? You might get some more answers in there.

Yeah. There is a bunch of people with the same problem. Nobody has solved it.

Well, the game IS known to be buggy. Some glitches and bugs are intentionally left alone.

Have you tried posting this in the Steam Community for Goat Simulator? You might get some more answers in there.

Koslaw994GB Ram
AMD Phenom II 3x cores
Radeon 6670 HD Graphics
Windows 7 pro x64

Thanks for all the essentials, but that ain't ALL the specs. DirectX version?

Also, what do you mean "not launching"? As in, is it not being recognized as an installed game? Or more likely, after you press Play, it just does nothing?

If the latter, I like to keep Task Manager on when things like that happen. Check out if the process for the game even starts. Try perhaps direct-launching (not using Steam) the game.

Koslaw99

KillertoadHmmm, do you have the newest video card drivers?

Yes. Checked 2 hours ago

Hmmm, then I have no idea...Maybe a restart?

Goat Simulator?

Hmmm, do you have the newest video card drivers?

All of them