I was making a cannon to fire poop at my neighbor's house. He was really making me angry, so what better way to get revenge on him then to shoot poop on his house in the morning. While setting it up, a police officer told me that I could not do that and gave me a ticket and went along with his day. So is it illegal to fire poop at your neighbors house, or was it because the cannon was making loud noises at 5 am in the morning?