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Come here and post some jokes here!
MCLolness57
Retro-Reloaded
Heres some jokes:
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Poop.
Poop who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman who?
oh good ur on the jury.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Poop.
Poop who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman who?
oh good ur on the jury.
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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
Q:Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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A: A brick *BA DUM TSH*
Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
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A: A stick *BA DUM TSH*
Q:Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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A: Fo' drizzle
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MC_Warp2 Nice Anti Jokes rofl
What's Black, White, And Asian all over?Click to revealA Panda
What's Green, Fuzzy, and Deadly if falling from a tree?Click to revealA Pool Table
More jokes
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Why are there no tests in the jungle?Click to revealThere would be too many Cheetas!
And now.... Some Funny Gifs!
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Good Night Everybody!!!!
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2 Nice Anti Jokes
What's Black, White, And Asian all over?
What's Green, Fuzzy, and Deadly if falling from a tree?
More jokes
There was a prostitute that said that she would do anything for 10$.
Why are there no tests in the jungle?
And now.... Some Funny Gifs!
Good Night Everybody!!!!
What's Black, White, And Asian all over?
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A Panda
What's Green, Fuzzy, and Deadly if falling from a tree?
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A Pool Table
More jokes
There was a prostitute that said that she would do anything for 10$.
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Guess who got their room clean!
Why are there no tests in the jungle?
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There would be too many Cheetas!
And now.... Some Funny Gifs!
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Good Night Everybody!!!!
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DIRTY JOKE WARNING*
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dirty joke
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karrthus1Pixelette"What does the fox say?"
the fox says
no... just..... no......
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Pixelette"What does the fox say?"
the fox says
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"What does the fox say?"
"Ahh man..."
Get it?..
Ehh. I suck at jokes. lololol. c:
"Ahh man..."
Get it?..
Ehh. I suck at jokes. lololol. c:
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We did it, we did it, we did it, hooray!
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YAAAAY
*Children woo-ing in the background*
*Children woo-ing in the background*
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dora in germany is about teaching 3 year olds kids the english language, when they cant even talk german right...
oh, my joke:
Why did the calf cross the road?
oh, my joke:
Why did the calf cross the road?
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To get to the udder side.
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What about that airplane food? Huh, huh? Am I right?
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that reminds me of Phineas & Ferb.......
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The Star Festival.
Am I Right?
Am I Right?
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What do you call a pirate with eight eyes? A piiiiiiiirate!
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who?
(Silence)
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor who?
(Silence)
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
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Potato.
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rain is good, rain is bad, rain is soft, rain is mad (Haiku)-Xoyjaz
}o-o}
}o-o}
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Hitler once said: (Be Prepared, it's very funny): I said Pass the juice! Not Gas the Jews!
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That's a bit racist...
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If poli is group of and ticks are blood sucking insects, Politics are a group of blood sucking insects.
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A guy is on a long drive across the country and needs to stop and go to the bathroom. He finds a small rest stop with only a few cars and decides to go in. Upon entering the mens room, he sees a very short gentleman standing at a urinal going to the bathroom. He goes to the one next to the small man, happens to glance down, and notices that the small man has the biggest *#$^@ he's ever seen.
He says to the small man, "I'm sorry but I happened to notice that you have a very big *#$&*@.
The small man says, "Well of course, all Leprechauns have big ones like this."
The larger man then asks, "You're a leprechaun? Wow, I wish I could have one like that."
The small man says, "I can grant you your wish, I *am* a leprechaun you know."
The larger man says, "What do I need to do?"
The small man says, "All you need to do is take off your pants, go into that stall over there and let me have my way with you."
The larger man, kind of taken aback, says, "No, that's okay" and leaves the bathroom.
After leaving the room, he decides that it may be worth it, so he goes back into the bathroom and says, "I've changed my mind, let's do it!"
As the two men are in the staff, and the smaller man is having his way with the larger man, the larger man says, "Wow, this is so amazing, I never thought I'd ever meet a leprechaun!"
The smaller man replies, "You know what's more amazing? A grown adult still believes in leprechauns!"
He says to the small man, "I'm sorry but I happened to notice that you have a very big *#$&*@.
The small man says, "Well of course, all Leprechauns have big ones like this."
The larger man then asks, "You're a leprechaun? Wow, I wish I could have one like that."
The small man says, "I can grant you your wish, I *am* a leprechaun you know."
The larger man says, "What do I need to do?"
The small man says, "All you need to do is take off your pants, go into that stall over there and let me have my way with you."
The larger man, kind of taken aback, says, "No, that's okay" and leaves the bathroom.
After leaving the room, he decides that it may be worth it, so he goes back into the bathroom and says, "I've changed my mind, let's do it!"
As the two men are in the staff, and the smaller man is having his way with the larger man, the larger man says, "Wow, this is so amazing, I never thought I'd ever meet a leprechaun!"
The smaller man replies, "You know what's more amazing? A grown adult still believes in leprechauns!"
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Armor
Armor who?
What do you mean arm OR who? It would be arm AND who.
Who's there?
Armor
Armor who?
What do you mean arm OR who? It would be arm AND who.
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I dig,
You dig,
He dig,
She dig,
It dig,
We dig
It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
You dig,
He dig,
She dig,
It dig,
We dig
It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep.
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What do you get when you cross a jar of peanut butter and an elephant?
Answer: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
Answer: Cause it was out of odor!
Why did the squirrel lay on his stomach?
Answer: To keep is nuts warm!
Answer: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
Answer: Cause it was out of odor!
Why did the squirrel lay on his stomach?
Answer: To keep is nuts warm!
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So three guys go out on the town one evening. They go hopping from one bar to another until they can barely make it home. The next day, they all get together and agree they had too much to drink and shared their reasons why.
Man #1 said... "When I went home, I blew chunks"
Man #2 said... "Oh, that's nothing, on my way home, I tripped and sprained my ankle, then ended up sleeping on the sidewalk."
Man #3 said... "I have you both beat... when I got home, I knocked over a candle and burned down part of my house."
Man #1 says.... "I don't think you guys understand... Chunks is my dog"
Man #1 said... "When I went home, I blew chunks"
Man #2 said... "Oh, that's nothing, on my way home, I tripped and sprained my ankle, then ended up sleeping on the sidewalk."
Man #3 said... "I have you both beat... when I got home, I knocked over a candle and burned down part of my house."
Man #1 says.... "I don't think you guys understand... Chunks is my dog"
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Every sixty seconds in Africa,
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A minute passes.
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So a man walks into a bar.
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He said, "Ouch"
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Yo mama so fat, she uses cheat codes on Wii Fit!
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What did one scientist say to another scientist?
What breed of dog do you get when you cross a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?
I dunno, I mean, there's a couple...
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"We're both scientists."
What breed of dog do you get when you cross a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?
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Bullsh... Nevermind
I dunno, I mean, there's a couple...
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both of you : asdsf123 and K_iGunner you guys saw pewdie's video
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Yup! c:
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Yo mama so fat,even Dora couldn't explore her!
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What do you call a dog carrying a laptop?
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A Lapdog *ba dum tsh*
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What do you call a message from a girl?
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A feMAIL.
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a little kid of 7 years old had just enough money to buy a waffle, but he accidentially lost the money and was crying.
a friendly half naked woman asked the boy what was wrong and he replied: a wanted to buy a waffle but i've lost my money. the woman said it's okay i will make some waffles for you so the boy walked with the woman to her home.when they've arived at the house the boy saw other half naked woman. even one was naked.
the woman made many waffles until the boy wasn't able to eat anymore.
the boy said: i need to go home or my mom will be angry.
arriving at home the mom was angry and asked where were you???
the boy said i went with a woman to her house with her female friends
they were all half naked even one was naked.
the mother asked shocked/ and what did you do next ??
the boy replied :well i've took 4 but they were all too hot so i coudn't take a 5th one.
a friendly half naked woman asked the boy what was wrong and he replied: a wanted to buy a waffle but i've lost my money. the woman said it's okay i will make some waffles for you so the boy walked with the woman to her home.when they've arived at the house the boy saw other half naked woman. even one was naked.
the woman made many waffles until the boy wasn't able to eat anymore.
the boy said: i need to go home or my mom will be angry.
arriving at home the mom was angry and asked where were you???
the boy said i went with a woman to her house with her female friends
they were all half naked even one was naked.
the mother asked shocked/ and what did you do next ??
the boy replied :well i've took 4 but they were all too hot so i coudn't take a 5th one.
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the woman are all hookers
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MOAR
Sorry about this one:
AND MOARRR
Sorry about this one:
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'' Hunger strikes each year 5 million children in the world. "
She touches almost as much as me.
She touches almost as much as me.
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- Would you want the bill sir ?
-No Thanks. Come on, kids, let's go.
-No Thanks. Come on, kids, let's go.
AND MOARRR
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-Hello sir , so today we are here to ask you one question.
- Yes ?
- How did you get millionnaire ?
- With the help of my wife.
- Realy ? What were you before you got married ?
- Billionaire
- Yes ?
- How did you get millionnaire ?
- With the help of my wife.
- Realy ? What were you before you got married ?
- Billionaire
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Sorry about that joke , but i had too X)
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Stop saying that the place of the woman is the kitchen.
The rest of the house will not clean itself.
The rest of the house will not clean itself.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Doctor.
DOCTOR WHO!
Who's there?
Doctor.
DOCTOR WHO!
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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
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Hopefully no ones mum did those things I said in my jokes
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Yo mumas so fat that when she sat on the iphone she made the ipad
Yo mumas so dumb I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking
Yo mamas so dumb she stuck batterys up her bum and said I got the power... duracell power
Yo mumas so dumb I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking
Yo mamas so dumb she stuck batterys up her bum and said I got the power... duracell power
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ha ha i like it and yes it is corny
Sneezing_YoshiA you're so fat joke, talk about being original...
You're so fat when you go in the Sea, you and the whales start singing: 'We are family!'
Yea, I know, corny.
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Why do Jews have big noises.
How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car.
How do you get them out.
I did not mean to offend everyone it's all in good fun
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because air is free
How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car.
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throw money in it
How do you get them out.
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tell them hitler is driving
I did not mean to offend everyone it's all in good fun
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The hell man?! My grandfather died in one of those camps!
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He fell off of the guard tower
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blonde walks into a shop
shop owner says ow
i hope that blonde didnt dent my window
shop owner says ow
i hope that blonde didnt dent my window
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What MC Hammer said to the kid who touched the art at the museum?
CANT TOUCH THIS
CANT TOUCH THIS
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A you're so fat joke, talk about being original...
You're so fat when you go in the Sea, you and the whales start singing: 'We are family!'
Yea, I know, corny.
You're so fat when you go in the Sea, you and the whales start singing: 'We are family!'
Yea, I know, corny.
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What did the O-Zone band member said to the other?
MAI YA HEE! MAI YA HOO!
MAI YA HEE! MAI YA HOO!
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
HAR HAR HAR
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Where's my tractor
HAR HAR HAR
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HAR HAR
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