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Hello all you men/women of science/religion.
Have you ever sighed at the thought that until now, no discussion thread about dinosaur theory has ever existed?
Well, here is the place for you to discuss your opinions on the matter concerning the controversial existence of dinosaurs on Earth.
This is my opinion:
6000 years ago, after the flood that covered the entire span of the Earth, Noah dispersed the many different creatures of which he had two of each of throughout the world.
The animals that were left behind before the flood were killed, as you may have imagined. Now, since animal bones are spongy and porous, they took in a lot of water and expanded. They expanded to the point of being big.
Here we are, years later, thinking that these everyday animal skeletons used to be dinosaurs.
That is the brief version of my theory. I need not bore you with the full story, the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger and the egg yolks. Don't even get me started with the AK-47.
How do you think the dinos came to be and then died off?
Global warming? Obama's economy overhaul? Peanuts?
Have you ever sighed at the thought that until now, no discussion thread about dinosaur theory has ever existed?
Well, here is the place for you to discuss your opinions on the matter concerning the controversial existence of dinosaurs on Earth.
This is my opinion:
6000 years ago, after the flood that covered the entire span of the Earth, Noah dispersed the many different creatures of which he had two of each of throughout the world.
The animals that were left behind before the flood were killed, as you may have imagined. Now, since animal bones are spongy and porous, they took in a lot of water and expanded. They expanded to the point of being big.
Here we are, years later, thinking that these everyday animal skeletons used to be dinosaurs.
That is the brief version of my theory. I need not bore you with the full story, the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger and the egg yolks. Don't even get me started with the AK-47.
How do you think the dinos came to be and then died off?
Global warming? Obama's economy overhaul? Peanuts?
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As far as I know, the T-rex was territorial, and attacked if approached.
As far as I know, the T-rex was territorial, and attacked if approached.
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why does everyone think the trex is huge and fearsome when really studies show he was most likely a scavanger
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He probably was. It's called "self-defense". That was a hard world. If it existed. There was probably a lot of competition.
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dinosaurs are freakin real yeah troll face