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How to speak like Arnold Schwarzenegger
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You know how they have that Rosetta Stone thingy magiger? I've always felt that they should add Schwarzenegger-speak. Sadly, they haven't.
So, I am going to teach you how to speak like Arnie.
We are going somewhere. Get to de choppa!
I'll return soon! I'll be back.
Watch out! Get dowhn!
Yes. Daaaagh!
Ouch! Gaggggh!
Goodbye! Hasta la vista, baby.
You wanna tag along? Come with me if you want to live.
Stop being such a jerk! Chill out, d*ckwad.
I don't like this car. Dis kahr is too big for mah shoes.
All my clothes are in the wash.Nothing clean.
How's the dog? Hey Ginelle, what's wrong with Wolfy?
I need to borrow something. I need yer clothes, yer boots, and yer motorcycle.
I tripped him because he deserved it. The pavement was his enemy.
I know you...Steven Moffat! You're the a**hole on TV.
You have a good sense of humor. You're a good guy, Sally. I like you. That is why I am going to kill you last.
You lost, n00b! You did not make it, Victor!
I like my whip. My name is John Campbell, and I like my car.
Surprise! Knock, knock!
Stop respawning! Doesn't anybody stay dead anymore?
It's vulnerable. If it bleeds, we can kill it.
You can't use the toilet. There is no bathroom!
You're dead. You've just been erased.
Calm down, man! Let off some steam, Bennett.
Stop eating! Put that cookie dowhn!
Want to know more Schwarzen-Speak? Vote YES!
So, I am going to teach you how to speak like Arnie.
We are going somewhere. Get to de choppa!
I'll return soon! I'll be back.
Watch out! Get dowhn!
Yes. Daaaagh!
Ouch! Gaggggh!
Goodbye! Hasta la vista, baby.
You wanna tag along? Come with me if you want to live.
Stop being such a jerk! Chill out, d*ckwad.
I don't like this car. Dis kahr is too big for mah shoes.
All my clothes are in the wash.Nothing clean.
How's the dog? Hey Ginelle, what's wrong with Wolfy?
I need to borrow something. I need yer clothes, yer boots, and yer motorcycle.
I tripped him because he deserved it. The pavement was his enemy.
I know you...Steven Moffat! You're the a**hole on TV.
You have a good sense of humor. You're a good guy, Sally. I like you. That is why I am going to kill you last.
You lost, n00b! You did not make it, Victor!
I like my whip. My name is John Campbell, and I like my car.
Surprise! Knock, knock!
Stop respawning! Doesn't anybody stay dead anymore?
It's vulnerable. If it bleeds, we can kill it.
You can't use the toilet. There is no bathroom!
You're dead. You've just been erased.
Calm down, man! Let off some steam, Bennett.
Stop eating! Put that cookie dowhn!
Want to know more Schwarzen-Speak? Vote YES!
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2 tru 4 me
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I want more Arnold-isms!
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Get to DA CHOPPA!
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Oh I thought this was how to speak in his accent.
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Urm, what?
He just has a weird accent, he doesn't speak a whole 'nother language.
He just has a weird accent, he doesn't speak a whole 'nother language.
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IT'S NUT A TOOMOUR!
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME OF WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO.
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME OF WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO.
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
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GET TO DE CONTINUING OF THIS THREAD!!!!!!!
[Translation] Hello neighbor! dandy thread ya have here, I'm voting YEAH and hope to see it continued!
[Translation] Hello neighbor! dandy thread ya have here, I'm voting YEAH and hope to see it continued!
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You know there is a poll up top, right?
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Sure do! I SOOOOOOOOOOO voted in it!
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GRAAAAAAAAAAH!
[Translation] I agree... I also have very large muscles, which I am currently flexing.
[Translation] I agree... I also have very large muscles, which I am currently flexing.
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I vote Daagh more pl0x
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You did it wrong. Instead of "Yes" on the poll, it should be Daaaagh!
Teacher will not take their own advice. 1/10 would Schwarzenegger again.
Teacher will not take their own advice. 1/10 would Schwarzenegger again.
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I thought it was "RAAARGH MY MUSCLES!"
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Wat.
