That was a joke? XD

What if the joke was the terrible-ness of the joke? XD

Lots of people don't like your joke. XD

2 men walk into a bar, the third one ducked hur hur hur

alright here's another

A panda walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a sandwich. The panda finishes up the sandwich and then proceeds to pull out a gun and shoot all around him, the panda starts to walk out when the bar tender asks why he did that, the panda said "I'm a panda look it up in the dictionary. So later that night the bar tender decided to look it up the dictionary said "Panda, black and white mammal, eats, shoots & leaves. HAHAHAHA ohh god I'm giving up now goodbye...

So there's a dumb blonde driving down the highway. She's swerving all over the road, and eventually a cop pulls her over. The cop asks, 'ma'am, why are you swerving all over the road?'. She replies, 'I keep seeing this tree in the middle of the road!'....

Did you just fart?Because you blew me away

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

Me and my friend have started a Meriachi Band.

4 people are on a crashing airplane. A cubscout, a old man, the president, and the smartest person on the world. There are only three parachutes. The president takes one because he leads the country. The smartest person in the world takes one because he is the smartest person alive. The old man says, "Come on kid, take a parachute, I'm getting old" What does the cubscout say?

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